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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 11206 Location: NYC
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:30 am Post subject: |
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* There is a knock at the door and a loud announcement " Delivery for Lady Michelle!!!" Cautiously the door is opened and a delivery person steps in and asks for Michelle. She is pointed out by the crowd in the room. The delivery person brings in a large box and places it on a table in front of Michelle. After having her sign assorted delivery forms the delivery person leaves.
Michelle contemplates the box from all angles before opening it with gusto.
Here is what she finds:
And the card reads: "Happy Birthday Michelle! Celebrate the Day! Love, Your Friends in the Not-So-Snobby Room!"
And it turns out to be Michelle's favorite type of cake. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... Stop calling me 'she'


Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 2032 Location: Judea, AD33, at a stoning with me mum.
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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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Sir Brian eye's the cake cautiously....
carefull Michelle could be another trick......
I think we need a food tester.....
Sir Brian disappears looking for the yellow pages... _________________ Oh, it's blessed are the meek!, Well I'm glad they'll get something as they have a hell of a time!
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... wrote: | I think we need a food tester..... |
Oh, please. We (the non-snobby group) sent Michelle a cake and bottle of bubbly to celebrate her Birthday. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Seejay Baron


Joined: 28 Sep 2006 Posts: 112 Location: Vicenza, Italy
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:33 am Post subject: |
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mohrorless wrote: | KWSN - Sir Brian C....... wrote: | I think we need a food tester..... |
Oh, please. We (the non-snobby group) sent Michelle a cake and bottle of bubbly to celebrate her Birthday. |
Yes, indeed, us non-snobby settled down types don't go in for such antics. Nice idea about the bubbly + cake
And this should keep her happy for a couple of hours:
 _________________ A Shrubbery For Prez!
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Eaving Prince


Joined: 23 Feb 2003 Posts: 694 Location: Portland, Or.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:08 am Post subject: |
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You went to Ireland and didn't at least try some actual Irish Whiskey instead of the mangled mass that is Baileys? Though in fairness you can make a pretty fair Ice Cream out of Baileys. Just have to be careful on the amount as it makes it harder to freeze the mix. _________________
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:18 am Post subject: |
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mohrorless wrote: | * There is a knock at the door and a loud announcement " Delivery for Lady Michelle!!!" Cautiously the door is opened and a delivery person steps in and asks for Michelle. She is pointed out by the crowd in the room. The delivery person brings in a large box and places it on a table in front of Michelle. After having her sign assorted delivery forms the delivery person leaves.
Michelle contemplates the box from all angles before opening it with gusto.
Here is what she finds:
And the card reads: "Happy Birthday Michelle! Celebrate the Day! Love, Your Friends in the Not-So-Snobby Room!"
And it turns out to be Michelle's favorite type of cake. |
Oh yummy!! Thanks for that, John. You didn't lace it with something nasty, did you? No laxettes or anything like that?
A nice glass of bubbly would go down well at the moment, after working hard in the yard this arvo.
I don't know which cake to cut first. They both look so yummy!! _________________ My brain hurts.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:38 am Post subject: |
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Eaving wrote: | You went to Ireland and didn't at least try some actual Irish Whiskey instead of the mangled mass that is Baileys? Though in fairness you can make a pretty fair Ice Cream out of Baileys. Just have to be careful on the amount as it makes it harder to freeze the mix. |
I may have. It was 9 years ago and I don't remember every minute of the trip. We spent a week on a tour and a week with the in-law's families (both my wife's parents are from Ireland). I do remember drinkig a bit though. Had some Irish coffee that was stronger than anything then I have ever tasted. Also got to like Bunratty Mead a lot on that trip too.  _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 6:39 am Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: | Oh yummy!! Thanks for that, John. You didn't lace it with something nasty, did you? No laxettes or anything like that?
A nice glass of bubbly would go down well at the moment, after working hard in the yard this arvo.
I don't know which cake to cut first. They both look so yummy!! |
It's only laced with love my dear . Enjoy.
If you have been working hard then have a few bottles, after all it's St. Patrick's Day! _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Eaving Prince


Joined: 23 Feb 2003 Posts: 694 Location: Portland, Or.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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Bunratty Mead if I remember is technically a honey wine not truly mead, but tasty for all of that. And before anyone yells at me that Mead is a honey wine the Bunratty(spelled wrong but Im to lazy to look up the proper spelling) is a flavored white wine rather than a properly fermented straight from honey mead.
I have to go back a few more generations to hit ancestors there than your wife does but I still love the country, everyones incredibly friendly there. _________________
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:24 am Post subject: |
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I've always wanted to see Ireland and Scotland. The countryside looks so beautiful in pics.
John wrote: | It's only laced with love my dear |
So that's what gave me the indigestion!
 _________________ My brain hurts.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:31 am Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: | I've always wanted to see Ireland and Scotland. The countryside looks so beautiful in pics.
John wrote: | It's only laced with love my dear |
So that's what gave me the indigestion!
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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After sitting for an hour, Michelle realizes she has been waiting for stone statue to clean her hot tub
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:29 am Post subject: |
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After 2 months Adons still hasn't returned with the "filter" and Michelle's Hot tub is growing moldy  _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Ewwww... Yuck
That mold has become sentient. I think I'll name it Wanda. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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It looks like the pumpkin found a girlfriend.... _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:40 am Post subject: |
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If you told me about the pool, I would have joined earlier-
PS- Not to be sacrilegious, but this why Jesus needs to be careful on vacation! _________________

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Michelle Moistened Bint

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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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Darn RL! It always seems to get in the way of the important stuff.
Okay guys, I've just spent the last 5 hours cleaning up in here so it's all spick'n'span now.
I have no idea where Adonis disappeared to, but I have a sneaking suspicion that he may have run off with Julian from the art gallery down the road. Who'da thunk it! _________________ My brain hurts.
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:47 am Post subject: |
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On his way to the market, John peers into the window and sees the mess from the latest drunken debauchery last night.....people on the floor, clothing nowhere to be seen, something furry hanging from the ceiling fan, the cow in the corner and the lone awake person sucking the fumes from the last keg.
*shakes head and continues on his way* _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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