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Mildew
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 Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:45 am Post subject: Is it a mouldy carpet, or some long dead animal? |
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Oh noes! 
It's Sir Furry, trying to recover from the Eon stomp! 
Check thy fridge, Sir, for thine cheese shalt never be the same again.
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Sir Furry Mark
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:52 am Post subject: Re: Is it a mouldy carpet, or some long dead animal? |
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| Mildew wrote: | Oh noes!
It's Sir Furry, trying to recover from the Eon stomp!
Check thy fridge, Sir, for thine cheese shalt never be the same again.
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Hah! My cheese was never the same before!
Hmmmm.... eOn?
Didn't realise I had any shrubbers left on that project. 
Sir Furry wanders off to check the cupboards in the north tower...
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Mildew
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:24 am Post subject: |
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Hah!
Nice try.
"I didn't think I had any shrubbers...."
Pull the other one!
Why not admit the truth?
That this is as fast as your measly shrubbers can work, and that you have to give in to the Eon might of the Mouldy ones mighty Pharm of... errr..... one computer... 
Oh well, a stomp is a stomp is a stomp, as they say. Whether the target is currently active or not.
The only question is: Do you feel lucky? 
No... That was for something else...
The question is: Are you going to do something about it?
Well, are you, punk?!?  |
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mohrorless
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:09 am Post subject: |
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Keep running you yellow bellied chickens! You fear my mighty shrubbing!
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Fart in your gen direxion
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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This is what this team needs, some good old-fashioned bitch-slapping threads. Take off the gloves, freeze the herring, and slap away until their heads fly off ! It's the only way to stay in taunting shape in the event we're forced to take our show on the road and taunt another team to defend our honor (and sheep)  .
And for using the "I didn't think I had any shrubbers line", the score is:
Mouldy: 1 Furry: -1.........and Mohrorlessamoron is awarded a 1/2 point for the double-tauntage . He would've been awarded more, but yellow bellied chicken is fairly weak taunt .
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Sir Furry Mark
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | This is what this team needs, some good old-fashioned bitch-slapping threads. Take off the gloves, freeze the herring, and slap away until their heads fly off ! It's the only way to stay in taunting shape in the event we're forced to take our show on the road and taunt another team to defend our honor (and sheep) .
And for using the "I didn't think I had any shrubbers line", the score is:
Mouldy: 1 Furry: -1.........and Mohrorlessamoron is awarded a 1/2 point for the double-tauntage . He would've been awarded more, but yellow bellied chicken is fairly weak taunt .
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Mouldy gets points for saying he didn't think he had any shrubbers?? Somebody been borrowing your brain again?? 
On second thoughts, I think you are just defending your beatch.. |
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mohrorless
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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Hey I am a taunter in training. My taunts won't have any real strength until I have completed my course of study.
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Fart in your gen direxion
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| Sir Furry Mark wrote: | | Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | This is what this team needs, some good old-fashioned bitch-slapping threads. Take off the gloves, freeze the herring, and slap away until their heads fly off ! It's the only way to stay in taunting shape in the event we're forced to take our show on the road and taunt another team to defend our honor (and sheep) .
And for using the "I didn't think I had any shrubbers line", the score is:
Mouldy: 1 Furry: -1.........and Mohrorlessamoron is awarded a 1/2 point for the double-tauntage . He would've been awarded more, but yellow bellied chicken is fairly weak taunt .
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Mouldy gets points for saying he didn't think he had any shrubbers?? Somebody been borrowing your brain again??
On second thoughts, I think you are just defending your beatch.. |
You know what I meant !!!
For your brazen insolence, the score has been revised:
Mouldy: + 1.5 Furry -1.5 Mohrorlessamoron: + 1/2
Mildew gets a 1/2 point for being my beotch .
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Mildew
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:23 am Post subject: |
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YESSS!!!!
I knew it would pay back eventually!
Totally worth it...  |
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mohrorless
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:17 am Post subject: |
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I see you guys are still running away from me! Losers! I will get you! Then I will wave my hairy bum in your general direction and make farting noises with my mouth and add some rude hand gestures after that!
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Mildew
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:09 am Post subject: |
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| mohrorless wrote: | | I see you guys are still running away from me! Losers! I will get you! Then I will wave my hairy bum in your general direction and make farting noises with my mouth and add some rude hand gestures after that! |
I shall await the moment of your bumwaving with great anticipation. 
Running away slow enough for you to actually gain some ground will take some effort. You should try exersicing mohr or eating less, and you might gain some speed.
At your current pace, by the time you wave your bum the hairs on it will be gray, and I might mistake it for a sheep, and you do NOT want that! 
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mohrorless
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:39 am Post subject: |
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Fantasize away moldy one! I shall pull ahead of you and you can try, but you will never catch me. So there. I do not fear your feeble sheep loving self. Don't forget that Valentine's Day is Thursday. You will have to send some edible flowers to your favorite flock, maybe take the most beautiful one out to dinner at the best hay bale. Just don't order the Lamb Chops.
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Fart in your gen direxion
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:03 am Post subject: |
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| Mildew wrote: | | mohrorless wrote: | | I see you guys are still running away from me! Losers! I will get you! Then I will wave my hairy bum in your general direction and make farting noises with my mouth and add some rude hand gestures after that! |
I shall await the moment of your bumwaving with great anticipation.
Running away slow enough for you to actually gain some ground will take some effort. You should try exersicing mohr or eating less, and you might gain some speed.
At your current pace, by the time you wave your bum the hairs on it will be gray, and I might mistake it for a sheep, and you do NOT want that!
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KWSN Rules of Conduct limit the amount of gayness in a given post, this one has exceeded the standard. Go to your neutral corners and come out and fight like men.
Mildew, I know it's a stretch for you, just do your best .
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mohrorless
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:18 am Post subject: |
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I was referring to sheep which are female versus a ram which is male. So no gayness in my post.....unless the moldy one wants a ram instead
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| mohrorless wrote: | | I was referring to sheep which are female versus a ram which is male. So no gayness in my post.....unless the moldy one wants to get rammed instead |
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mohrorless
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It looks like the smelly one wants to be a ram.
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Mildew
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:28 am Post subject: |
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Sheep, rams, pieces of furniture... I try to keep an open mind.
Jealousy is such an ugly thing, Sir Fart.
I suppose that's why it's looking good on you.
Sir Mohr and I will be very happy together, and what better day than this Valentine's Day to ride off into the sunset.
Isn't he lovely?
He could use a bikini-wax though...
I told him to grab on to something steady so he wouldn't fall off, and it looks like he found just the spot! |
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mohrorless
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| Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:16 am Post subject: |
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They have blocked the picture her, but not the text.... So you will have to wait for my return taunt you sick preverted sheep loving farmer's nightmare.
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Fart in your gen direxion
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| Mildew wrote: | Sheep, rams, pieces of furniture... I try to keep an open mind.
Jealousy is such an ugly thing, Sir Fart.
I suppose that's why it's looking good on you.
Sir Mohr and I will be very happy together, and what better day than this Valentine's Day to ride off into the sunset.
Isn't he lovely?
He could use a bikini-wax though...
I told him to grab on to something steady so he wouldn't fall off, and it looks like he found just the spot! |
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Sir Furry Mark
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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* cough *
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