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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:45 am    Post subject: Is it a mouldy carpet, or some long dead animal? Reply with quote

Oh noes! Surprised

It's Sir Furry, trying to recover from the Eon stomp! Razz

Check thy fridge, Sir, for thine cheese shalt never be the same again.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:52 am    Post subject: Re: Is it a mouldy carpet, or some long dead animal? Reply with quote

Mildew wrote:
Oh noes! Surprised

It's Sir Furry, trying to recover from the Eon stomp! Razz

Check thy fridge, Sir, for thine cheese shalt never be the same again.

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Hah! My cheese was never the same before! Razz

Hmmmm.... eOn?
Didn't realise I had any shrubbers left on that project. Confused
Sir Furry wanders off to check the cupboards in the north tower...

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hah!

Nice try.
"I didn't think I had any shrubbers...."
Pull the other one!

Why not admit the truth?
That this is as fast as your measly shrubbers can work, and that you have to give in to the Eon might of the Mouldy ones mighty Pharm of... errr..... one computer... Embarassed

Oh well, a stomp is a stomp is a stomp, as they say. Whether the target is currently active or not. Razz
The only question is: Do you feel lucky? #evil
No... That was for something else... Confused
The question is: Are you going to do something about it?
Well, are you, punk?!? Mad
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Keep running you yellow bellied chickens! You fear my mighty shrubbing!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is what this team needs, some good old-fashioned bitch-slapping threads. Take off the gloves, freeze the herring, and slap away until their heads fly off Mad ! It's the only way to stay in taunting shape in the event we're forced to take our show on the road and taunt another team to defend our honor (and sheep) Cool .

And for using the "I didn't think I had any shrubbers line", the score is:

Mouldy: 1 Furry: -1.........and Mohrorlessamoron is awarded a 1/2 point for the double-tauntage Cool . He would've been awarded more, but yellow bellied chicken is fairly weak taunt Confused .

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fart in your gen direxion wrote:
This is what this team needs, some good old-fashioned bitch-slapping threads. Take off the gloves, freeze the herring, and slap away until their heads fly off Mad ! It's the only way to stay in taunting shape in the event we're forced to take our show on the road and taunt another team to defend our honor (and sheep) Cool .

And for using the "I didn't think I had any shrubbers line", the score is:

Mouldy: 1 Furry: -1.........and Mohrorlessamoron is awarded a 1/2 point for the double-tauntage Cool . He would've been awarded more, but yellow bellied chicken is fairly weak taunt Confused .

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Mouldy gets points for saying he didn't think he had any shrubbers?? Confused Somebody been borrowing your brain again?? Rolling Eyes
On second thoughts, I think you are just defending your beatch.. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey I am a taunter in training. My taunts won't have any real strength until I have completed my course of study.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Furry Mark wrote:
Fart in your gen direxion wrote:
This is what this team needs, some good old-fashioned bitch-slapping threads. Take off the gloves, freeze the herring, and slap away until their heads fly off Mad ! It's the only way to stay in taunting shape in the event we're forced to take our show on the road and taunt another team to defend our honor (and sheep) Cool .

And for using the "I didn't think I had any shrubbers line", the score is:

Mouldy: 1 Furry: -1.........and Mohrorlessamoron is awarded a 1/2 point for the double-tauntage Cool . He would've been awarded more, but yellow bellied chicken is fairly weak taunt Confused .

#ni-2
Mouldy gets points for saying he didn't think he had any shrubbers?? Confused Somebody been borrowing your brain again?? Rolling Eyes
On second thoughts, I think you are just defending your beatch.. Razz


You know what I meant Mad !!!

For your brazen insolence, the score has been revised:

Mouldy: + 1.5 Furry -1.5 Mohrorlessamoron: + 1/2

Mildew gets a 1/2 point for being my beotch Embarassed .

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YESSS!!!!

I knew it would pay back eventually!

Totally worth it...
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see you guys are still running away from me! Losers! I will get you! Then I will wave my hairy bum in your general direction and make farting noises with my mouth and add some rude hand gestures after that!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mohrorless wrote:
I see you guys are still running away from me! Losers! I will get you! Then I will wave my hairy bum in your general direction and make farting noises with my mouth and add some rude hand gestures after that!


I shall await the moment of your bumwaving with great anticipation.

Running away slow enough for you to actually gain some ground will take some effort. You should try exersicing mohr or eating less, and you might gain some speed. Razz

At your current pace, by the time you wave your bum the hairs on it will be gray, and I might mistake it for a sheep, and you do NOT want that! Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fantasize away moldy one! I shall pull ahead of you and you can try, but you will never catch me. So there. I do not fear your feeble sheep loving self. Don't forget that Valentine's Day is Thursday. You will have to send some edible flowers to your favorite flock, maybe take the most beautiful one out to dinner at the best hay bale. Just don't order the Lamb Chops.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mildew wrote:
mohrorless wrote:
I see you guys are still running away from me! Losers! I will get you! Then I will wave my hairy bum in your general direction and make farting noises with my mouth and add some rude hand gestures after that!


I shall await the moment of your bumwaving with great anticipation.

Running away slow enough for you to actually gain some ground will take some effort. You should try exersicing mohr or eating less, and you might gain some speed. Razz

At your current pace, by the time you wave your bum the hairs on it will be gray, and I might mistake it for a sheep, and you do NOT want that! Shocked


KWSN Rules of Conduct limit the amount of gayness in a given post, this one has exceeded the standard. Go to your neutral corners and come out and fight like men.

Mildew, I know it's a stretch for you, just do your best Confused .

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was referring to sheep which are female versus a ram which is male. So no gayness in my post.....unless the moldy one wants a ram instead Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mohrorless wrote:
I was referring to sheep which are female versus a ram which is male. So no gayness in my post.....unless the moldy one wants to get rammed instead Shocked


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It looks like the smelly one wants to be a ram.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheep, rams, pieces of furniture... I try to keep an open mind. Cool

Jealousy is such an ugly thing, Sir Fart.
I suppose that's why it's looking good on you. Rolling Eyes

Sir Mohr and I will be very happy together, and what better day than this Valentine's Day to ride off into the sunset.



Isn't he lovely?
He could use a bikini-wax though... Confused

I told him to grab on to something steady so he wouldn't fall off, and it looks like he found just the spot! Surprised
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They have blocked the picture her, but not the text.... Confused So you will have to wait for my return taunt you sick preverted sheep loving farmer's nightmare.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mildew wrote:
Sheep, rams, pieces of furniture... I try to keep an open mind. Cool

Jealousy is such an ugly thing, Sir Fart.
I suppose that's why it's looking good on you. Rolling Eyes

Sir Mohr and I will be very happy together, and what better day than this Valentine's Day to ride off into the sunset.



Isn't he lovely?
He could use a bikini-wax though... Confused

I told him to grab on to something steady so he wouldn't fall off, and it looks like he found just the spot! Surprised



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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  7   82      Mildew             999,208

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