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[KWSN Sir CADCAM]

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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KWSN Sir CADCAM of the Wooden Rabbit
"Semper In Excrementa" "Hominem Iniocosum Non Diffidite"
"Cîam en des sterko" "Havi ne malesperi personoj kiu havi ne kompreno humuro"

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

Nasty choice. try this one.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2382340.html

[mohrorless]

WHAT THE F? Why do people do stuff like that?
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Plus

[belenus]

I don't know which is more extraordinary, his penis or his finger.
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[JerWA]

Wonder who he made mad. Superglue in the keyhole = revenge, not a game. The fire department using hydraulic cutters (often called "The Jaws of Life") anywhere near your sensitive bits is a truly scary thought.

Edit: Here's a picture of the cutting attachments for the Jaws of Life:

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