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For Men; Which Is Worse ?

 
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:44 am    Post subject: For Men; Which Is Worse ? Reply with quote

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nasty choice. try this one.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2382340.html
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#Shocked

WHAT THE F? Why do people do stuff like that?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know which is more extraordinary, his penis or his finger.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wonder who he made mad. Superglue in the keyhole = revenge, not a game. The fire department using hydraulic cutters (often called "The Jaws of Life") anywhere near your sensitive bits is a truly scary thought.

Edit: Here's a picture of the cutting attachments for the Jaws of Life:

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
... The man, in his 50s, turned up at his local fire station ...


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