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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:49 pm    Post subject: A new years resolution (a bit late) Reply with quote

I find myself sinking into the depths of complacency, and the doldrums of well established habit. I cannot sit here any longer doing nothing about this. Something must happen. Something must change. Therefore, in the defiance of all logic and reason, I must make a major change, and attempt to stick to it for the rest of the year.

So with no further ado, I'm late enough getting started already ...

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OK, deep breathe now ...

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Say, this is going to be harder than I thought ...

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L



Well, that was disapointing. Let's try again ...

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Rooney!

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Oops. Not that ...

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Moonies!

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No no no no ... still wrong!

Maybe if I had a running start???


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[Sound of running footsteps]


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[Sound of running footsteps drawing nearer]


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[Sound of running footsteps rapidly approaching!!!]



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#Big smile LOONIES!!! #Big smile


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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whatever is the world coming to? I change my stand on the longest-lived contentious issue this board has ever seen, and nothing? Where are the Ex-Newts, the Silly American Kanigits, where is The Spirit!!! Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Hammy,


What can we do to help Sir Hamster here?



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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, you were starting to bring me around to your point of view...
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Snrub wrote:
Actually, you were starting to bring me around to your point of view...


All the more reason to change. What's more boring than agreement?!?!?

...

Wait, I'm being far too rational here ... time to think like a consorter-with-penguins and consumer-of-fermented-herring (in other words, a Loonie).

Let's start again ...

Mr. Snrub wrote:
Actually, you were starting to bring me around to your point of view...


Dear Mr. Snrub,

Have you lost your mind?!? To be so easily swayed by the idle rantings of a half-hampster!?! Please to report to the Looney Mag ... (sorry, old habits die hard) Loonie Magnet (tm) for immediate therapy!!! Don't forget to bring your aardvark.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Billiant SHoE !!! I shall make necessary entries in the CoKC fifthwidthish .

Regds Grizz

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir BaldyHead wrote:
Dear Hammy,

What can we do to help Sir Hamster here?

Ni!


Dear Gentle Reader and other follically challenged persons,

Members of the rodentia family are noted for their inability to commit to resolutions. Present company excluded, this trait is most noticeable with rodents possessing limited cranial capacity. It's also prevalent in other related herbivores (e.g. Sir Wabbit). Sir Hamster is the poster rodent for all cerebrally-challenged rodentia, so there's no real surprise Confused .

I recommend continued daily shock treatments at double the previously prescribed voltage. And repeated dropping of 16 ton weights on his furry, bug-infested head Twisted Evil . This should continue until he's paid the balance due on his account for my previous counseling sessions Mad .

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was more astounded at your excellent running ability, than your change in spelling. As originator f the original "lets see how bad we can spell things and still have somebody be able under stand them" the subtle difference between "loonies" and "loonys" is lost on me sometimes.

I prefer 'loonies', since it follows the '"I" before "e"' rule... or is that the 'drop they "y" and add "ies"' rule...

Since youve changed you stance on the, are y'all now the "knights who say Ny!"? Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grizzly wrote:
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Billiant SHoE !!! I shall make necessary entries in the CoKC fifthwidthish .

Regds Grizz

Seagoons would be proud of your athletic prowes'


At last! Someone who understands!.

I think. Wink


Dear Hammy wrote:
Sir BaldyHead wrote:
Dear Hammy,

What can we do to help Sir Hamster here?

Ni!


Dear Gentle Reader and other follically challenged persons,

...

I recommend continued daily shock treatments at double the previously prescribed voltage. And repeated dropping of 16 ton weights on his furry, bug-infested head Twisted Evil . This should continue until he's paid the balance due on his account for my previous counseling sessions Mad .

#ni-2


Shock Treatments!!! Shocked



And that must have been one of my alternate personalities that ran up the bill - you should have made him pay up before you "cured" him!


jbyram2 wrote:
I was more astounded at your excellent running ability, than your change in spelling. As originator f the original "lets see how bad we can spell things and still have somebody be able under stand them" the subtle difference between "loonies" and "loonys" is lost on me sometimes.

I prefer 'loonies', since it follows the '"I" before "e"' rule... or is that the 'drop they "y" and add "ies"' rule...

Since youve changed you stance on the, are y'all now the "knights who say Ny!"? Razz


It's never been about the rules, it's the basic silliness of the argument. People are becoming far to accepting of the non-ies status quo. It's no fun if we all agree. Therefore ...

#Big smile LOONIES!!! #Big smile

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I totally agree,,,,,,,,,,,,,LET'S DISAGREE!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You rang?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Schnellfritz wrote:
I totally agree,,,,,,,,,,,,,LET'S DISAGREE!!!!!!!


How Dare You! Confornmist!!! Wink

Lou Knees wrote:
You rang?

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Lou! Very Happy

Where have you been hiding? Has Lotta been after you again???

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looneez!! Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Whatever is the world coming to? I change my stand on the longest-lived contentious issue this board has ever seen, and nothing? Where are the Ex-Newts, the Silly American Kanigits, where is The Spirit!!! Shocked

ni! i!u


How can you even ask about why I'm silent? Can't you see that you have disrupted the order of my life? All the things in life I have taken for granted... it's just a mess now. I always believed in Murphys law, in taxes and bad weather. I have beleived in that my bad reputation and bad news travels with speed faster than light, whatever Einstein said about it. And I believed in Sir Hamster being fixed with his "Looney" thing.

So this is a crisis about my existence. Please leave me alone until I have recovered.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rotciv, the spirit is older than you and I together and I'm closing in on 64 this year, so please just ignore him and he will go away very quietly. But if he's disturbed he will get very ugly and we will be banned in a heartbeat. j/k Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Razz Wink #ni-2 #ni-1

BEWARE OF THE OLD TIMERS COMING OUTTA THEIR SHELL. Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have come to the conclusion that "boring" is absolutely fabulous. I also have come around to loving the "same old, same old". I can't tell you how it tickles my fancy to tell me mother on her weekly phone call that "nothing is new". I, myself, am perfectly content in the knowledge that nothing has changed, because.......


Sometimes, when it does change, when something does happen, when that same old same old isn't, when something actually "is" new, it doesn't mean that a "good" thing has happened. Sometimes it's actually a really suckie, (sucky?) thing that throws life into a tailspin of depression and reality.

So let's hear it for BORING, kids! Let's have a Hip hip Hooray! Shoot, I'm opening my bottle of wine now, I'm so downright pleased as pudding because nothing, absolutely NOTHING IS NEW! Yeah!

Please join me in imbibing.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evening Lady K. passing my glass, so fill it to the top. Laughing #ni-1
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm cutting back as my liver is already the size of a beach ball, so I'll only have one Confused .

Fill 'er up .

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I hoist my tankard of Lime Kool-Aid with a shot of Jose Cuervo ... thou art a friend of mine... and suggest a game of beach volleyball with Sir Fart's swiss-cheese liver! Ni!
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