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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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 Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:37 pm Post subject: Misconceptions about the Big Bang |
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A longer article, but it has good expalations of some mindbending subjects. Think of it as Cosmology 101. 
Misconceptions about the Big Bang
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| Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | ................."This reasoning changes if acceleration is not constant, as some cosmologists have speculated. If the acceleration itself increased, it could eventually grow strong enough to tear apart all structures, leading to a "big rip." But this rip would occur not because of expansion or acceleration per se but because of an accelerating acceleration. " |
Speaking of a big rip, last night I had a humongus bowl of baked beans for dinner  . At about 3:00 a.m. I woke up and found myself levitating about 3 feet above the bed  . But this was only a precursor to the big rip that occurred about 5 minutes later  .
Needless to say, I'll be needing a new mattress and a couple of windows, and some walls are gonna have to be re-painted .Sweet Jumpin' Jebus, it sounded like an F-16 taking off  .
I was really proud of myself and afterwards basked in the warm glow of a job well done  .
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | | Quote: | | ................."This reasoning changes if acceleration is not constant, as some cosmologists have speculated. If the acceleration itself increased, it could eventually grow strong enough to tear apart all structures, leading to a "big rip." But this rip would occur not because of expansion or acceleration per se but because of an accelerating acceleration. " |
Speaking of a big rip, last night I had a humongus bowl of baked beans for dinner . At about 3:00 a.m. I woke up and found myself levitating about 3 feet above the bed . But this was only a precursor to the big rip that occurred about 5 minutes later .
Needless to say, I'll be needing a new mattress and a couple of windows, and some walls are gonna have to be re-painted .Sweet Jumpin' Jebus, it sounded like an F-16 taking off .
I was really proud of myself and afterwards basked in the warm glow of a job well done .
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I knew you were going to say that. 
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Sir Latch
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| Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Fart in your gen direxion wrote: |
I was really proud of myself and afterwards basked in the warm glow of a job well done |
Yer freakin house was on fire you loonie! 
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| Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:59 am Post subject: |
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| Sir Latch wrote: | | Fart in your gen direxion wrote: |
I was really proud of myself and afterwards basked in the warm glow of a job well done |
Yer freakin house was on fire you loonie! |
Just the sofa, and the cat .
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| Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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Did your cat look a little like this?
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:57 pm Post subject: Re: Misconceptions about the Big Bang |
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| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | A longer article, but it has good expalations of some mindbending subjects. Think of it as Cosmology 101.
Misconceptions about the Big Bang
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Hmm ... I wonder what an "expalation" is??? |
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| Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:36 am Post subject: |
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It's Zombie candle!!
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Cohiba
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| Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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Talk about resurecting a dead thread.. it had been dormant for 7 months...
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Cohiba wrote: | | Talk about resurecting a dead thread.. it had been dormant for 7 months... |
Yeah ... so when WAS the last original thought around here anyway ...   |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:28 am Post subject: |
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For you, I think yours was back in 1982..
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:39 am Post subject: |
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| Cohiba wrote: | For you, I think yours was back in 1982..
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Ouch! 
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Silly American Kanigit
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| Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | | Cohiba wrote: | | Talk about resurecting a dead thread.. it had been dormant for 7 months... |
Yeah ... so when WAS the last original thought around here anyway ... |
Today!! I just had one. Hey wait a minute... .. I lost it. |
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jbyram2
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That was mine! Go get me another, now that you've gone and lost it!
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Silly American Kanigit
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Greetings Sir jbyram2 and NI!
I looked all over the place last night but I still can't find one. I'll keep trying though...
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