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Misconceptions about the Big Bang

 
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:37 pm    Post subject: Misconceptions about the Big Bang Reply with quote

A longer article, but it has good expalations of some mindbending subjects. Think of it as Cosmology 101. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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................."This reasoning changes if acceleration is not constant, as some cosmologists have speculated. If the acceleration itself increased, it could eventually grow strong enough to tear apart all structures, leading to a "big rip." But this rip would occur not because of expansion or acceleration per se but because of an accelerating acceleration. "


Speaking of a big rip, last night I had a humongus bowl of baked beans for dinner . At about 3:00 a.m. I woke up and found myself levitating about 3 feet above the bed Surprised . But this was only a precursor to the big rip that occurred about 5 minutes later Shocked .

Needless to say, I'll be needing a new mattress and a couple of windows, and some walls are gonna have to be re-painted Shocked .Sweet Jumpin' Jebus, it sounded like an F-16 taking off .

I was really proud of myself and afterwards basked in the warm glow of a job well done Cool .

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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................."This reasoning changes if acceleration is not constant, as some cosmologists have speculated. If the acceleration itself increased, it could eventually grow strong enough to tear apart all structures, leading to a "big rip." But this rip would occur not because of expansion or acceleration per se but because of an accelerating acceleration. "


Speaking of a big rip, last night I had a humongus bowl of baked beans for dinner . At about 3:00 a.m. I woke up and found myself levitating about 3 feet above the bed Surprised . But this was only a precursor to the big rip that occurred about 5 minutes later Shocked .

Needless to say, I'll be needing a new mattress and a couple of windows, and some walls are gonna have to be re-painted Shocked .Sweet Jumpin' Jebus, it sounded like an F-16 taking off .

I was really proud of myself and afterwards basked in the warm glow of a job well done Cool .

Very Happy

Smile

Confused

Sad

Embarassed


I knew you were going to say that. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I was really proud of myself and afterwards basked in the warm glow of a job well done


Yer freakin house was on fire you loonie! Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Fart in your gen direxion wrote:

I was really proud of myself and afterwards basked in the warm glow of a job well done


Yer freakin house was on fire you loonie! Razz


Just the sofa, and the cat Embarassed .



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did your cat look a little like this?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 12:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Misconceptions about the Big Bang Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
A longer article, but it has good expalations of some mindbending subjects. Think of it as Cosmology 101. Smile

Misconceptions about the Big Bang



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Hmm ... I wonder what an "expalation" is???
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's Zombie candle!!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:41 am    Post subject: Re: Misconceptions about the Big Bang Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:

Hmm ... I wonder what an "expalation" is???


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Talk about resurecting a dead thread.. it had been dormant for 7 months...
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Talk about resurecting a dead thread.. it had been dormant for 7 months...



Yeah ... so when WAS the last original thought around here anyway ... Wink Razz #ni-1
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For you, I think yours was back in 1982..

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cohiba wrote:
For you, I think yours was back in 1982..

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Cohiba wrote:
Talk about resurecting a dead thread.. it had been dormant for 7 months...



Yeah ... so when WAS the last original thought around here anyway ... Wink Razz #ni-1


Today!! I just had one. Hey wait a minute... Shocked .. I lost it.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was mine! Go get me another, now that you've gone and lost it!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Greetings Sir jbyram2 and NI!

I looked all over the place last night but I still can't find one. I'll keep trying though...

Hey! What's on the Television then?
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