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Dagger Prince


Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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Slowly making his way around the boys complex, avoiding Jamster and looking out for the penguins, he see's what appears to be a brand new teddy bear. "We don't have anything like that!?" exclaims Dags, now wondering why that is there in the first place. As he approaches the teddy, it's eyes begin to glow red. _________________ When in doubt, kick it until it works. |
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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Jamster pops up beside Dags and nearly frightens the sh...life out of the young fellow.
"Whoa there Nelly! Check out the eyes! And I thought I had a bad hangover."
Whirrrr. Clunk.
The bear turns its head towards the door and stiffly motions to Dags and Jamster to follow it.
"Do you think it's trying to tell us something, Jams?"
"No idea, Dags. I vote we get Brian to follow it and report back to us." _________________ My brain hurts.
Jammy's Brain Donor.
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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Brian, oh Brian come here and see what we found said Daggs. Santa came and left us a present.
Where's the presents Daggs, said Jams, looking all over the place and seeing nothing.
As Brian walked into the room, a look of puzzlement came over his face. _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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RandyOtters Baron


Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 145
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jbyram2 Prince


Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:26 am Post subject: |
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Jammy sees the furry horde and thinks its the after effects of the Redi-wip, and so imagines a 16 ton weight, which comes into existance and drops to the floor with a loud crash. Fortunately for the minions, his aim is horrible (distracted by daggers impressive belch) and most of the minions escape unharmed. One poor thing (named Tiffany) has the tip of her tail caught under the edge of the board, and can't get out, crying bitterly.
The bear, meanwhile, chases the rest of the shimmering horde out into the yard, wanting to play tag. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:43 am Post subject: |
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since tag is the game of choice, out came the Jamster and Dags trying to look cool and very respectable after that horrid attack of the minons. Just about then a very large bird came squaking by and..... _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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RandyOtters Baron


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Dagger Prince


Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:30 am Post subject: |
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... attempted to drop a big seagull-like load on the boys, but missed and got the bear instead. |
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KWSN imcrazynow Prince


Joined: 15 May 2005 Posts: 2586 Location: Behind you !!
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 7:00 am Post subject: |
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enraged,the bear not knowing that the little otters didn't throw the poop turned and angrily picked up his own poop and threw at them hitting the nearest one square in the head. _________________
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:12 am Post subject: |
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Michelle and Alpha knew that Lady Randy would not tolerate this attack on her furry minions. They also knew that Lady Randy would not take this lying down, so they grabbed a couple of comfy chairs, a bottle of the good stuff, and a big bowl of chips, and settled in to watch the show. _________________ My brain hurts.
Jammy's Brain Donor.
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 5:45 am Post subject: |
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While watching to see what Lady Randy had in mind, in sachet's Daggs with a smirk that would've knocked the sock off a horse, plopped down in a bean bag chair and spilled his grog and made the chips go flying in the air, where the promptly exploded. _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop

Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:46 am Post subject: |
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Swiftly darting into the room, Sir Hamster dodges the flying chips and bits of Dagger, but nearly trips over a penguin while doing so. Recovering his balance, he pulls a hastily scrawled note from his pocket, unfolds it and tacks it up next to the door.
Sir Hamster wrote: | Hi Gang,
I'm about to split this thread and shuffle the old part off the the archives. Before I do, I thought I'd take suggestions for the new subject line. Here are a few that crossed my mind (my comments in green):
1) For the Boys Only --- Women not Allowed II (boring)
2) For the Boys Only --- Women Still not Allowed (harmless)
3 The increasing ill-named For the Boys Only --- Women Still not Allowed Thread (a bit long)
4) There is not suggestion #4 [FIXED!]
5) Mayhem in the Boys Room
6) ?
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His mission acccomplished, Sir Hamster pauses to admire his work. Suddenly it hits him like a splash of cold water in the face (or was that beer?); his task is not yet done. Somewhere underneath all the mess are the moderator controls! Daunted by the sudden realization of the magnitude of the job ahead of him, he ducks back out of the room to obtain the proper "cleaning equipment" he will require.
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:49 am Post subject: |
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#4, looks good, but we have no #4? What's up with that?  _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop

Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:55 am Post subject: |
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FIXED!  |
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:57 am Post subject: |
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You are so sneaky!!!  _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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Dagger Prince


Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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Dagger returns in ghostly form, and attempts to taunt the bear, which has no effect. Looking around and seeing bits of himself mixed with beanbag chair popcorn fused with grog, he shrugs his ghostly sholders and goes off to look for Jammy Jammenstien. He has a machine called A Human Decombobulator. |
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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Since the Human Decombobulator was the only thing that would work, Daggs wasn't sure he had what it took to figure out how to work that mo-chine. So he trudged on out to look for the Jamster. _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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Dagger Prince


Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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As far as he knew, Jammy was still off in the hills with Lady Tumbleweed. |
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2006 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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We don't need Jammenstein. I'm sure we can work out how to use this thing.
The disembodied Dags doesn't like the sound of that but Michelle appears to be very confident so he decides to take a chance. He floats into the Decombobulation chamber, crosses his fingers and waits nervously.
Right then! Let's do it, Dags.
Click! Whrrrrrr! Bzzzt! Ping!
Oh sh*t!! _________________ My brain hurts.
Jammy's Brain Donor.
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:05 am Post subject: |
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Not realizing that his whole self, as he knew it, was only a twinkle in his eye. He turned and saw Jamster and those horrid wimmin laughing their azzes off at the fool he was making. _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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