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jbyram2
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There's a joke about a pumpkin stem in here someplace...can anyone find it?
The joke, I mean.. 
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jbyram2
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YoW! I can almost picture it! 
That would really really hurt!
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Al Dente
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especially if was hot and on full steam. 
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Dagger
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Sneaks in the ladies livingroom and looks at the pictures on the wall.
"Some of these are not a very pretty sight. I wonder who this could be?" he says to himself as he looks at the third picture down from the middle row on the left.
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Michelle
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 Sir Gherkin Pickle Giant stepping out of the hot tub with a very inadequate towel is not something he can look at for more than a second.
The pic next to it was much better. He grinned. Hm, he thought to himself, now that's what I call a manly man. Look at those rippling muscles and nice firm abs, the strong shoulders and well-shaped hands holding his....
...axe.
If he'd realised that the girls had a surveillance cam out by the woodshed he would have brushed his hair first. He won't make the same mistake again.
Something on the table in the corner caught his eye. He went over for a closer look.
A Smashing Pumpkins cd?
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IcaBoD
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Speaking of manly men!
My gift to you.
Isn't he just dreamy
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Michelle
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Remember the famous quote, Lady Randy?
"Sometimes all we have is our....imagination." lol
Please note - Quote has been changed to suit the thread. 
IcaBoD - Er...If you say so.  
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Dagger
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| *pokes his head in, and seeing nothing new, pops back out.* |
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alpha_fruit
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no one comes here to jump on the bed since everyone is out looking for the Jamster so they can help out poor Daggs.
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| While everyone is out looking for Jammy to help Daggy out, Tiffany (the little furry minion of Lady Randy who's not so randy) sneaks in after getting out from her bind. She spies the bed and thinks it would be a nice place to make a nest. Outside, the bear has run off into the forest chasing the slowest of Lady Randy's minions. |
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Michelle
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Bzzzt! Ping! Clunk! Whack! Hiss!
Strange noises coming from the boys room alerted Sir Hamster (who was poking around in the girls room while everybody was out) to the fact that something exciting was going on.
He dropped the
that he had been about to hang on the flagpole, and headed for the boys room to see what was happening.
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Michelle
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Finally found the darn thing! I think there's been way too much action over in the boys room.
| Alpha wrote: | | Since Al wasn't real keen about chasing those penguins, he went down the hall to alpha's room and ask who needed a plumber, she said "well lookee' here, I need my pipes cleaned, can you handle that big boy"? To that Al replied "why honey pot I can clean anything, anytime, anywhere as long as you keep those damn penguins away". |
Alpha looked at Al in way that could have melted an iceberg. His legs felt like jelly and his plunger trembled.
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alpha_fruit
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As Al melted so did the penguins who were sliding around on the iceberg float, Jammers ran in and saw what was happening and grabbed the vacuum from MacG and turn that sucker on full blast.
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jbyram2
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Unfortunately the nozzle was next to poor Tiffany Otter, who got sucked into the nozzle and was getting very dizzy whirling around in the bagless tornado chamber. Jams realizes his mistake and takes pity on poor dizzy otter and turns off the vacuum,and un latches tha dust chamber to let Tiffany out.
Tiffany takes off like a shot, (she thinks) but actually ends up running in broad circles around the rioom since she is still so dizzy.
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