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KWSN_hgs · Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:26 pm Post subject:

It must have been because he was still addled by the "how does one lose a corsett" question that SHoE missed the fine print. The part that reminded viewers of the advert that these were in fact tiny gorillas, so tiny that they are considered rare and consequently cost 800 pounds each. Thus, when the delivery was made, they instantly got lost in the pudding, krill, penguins, bear, spiders, and knights flailing about.
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Michelle · Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:39 pm Post subject:

800 pounds each?! Sir Hamster's not going to like that! Laughing

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RandyOtters · Baron Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 145

Beats $2000.00 for a toilet seat via Goverment procurement...... Rolling Eyes

Leather corsettes are vital wear anywhere....... Cool

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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:42 am Post subject:

Silly American Kanigit · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:26 pm Post subject:

Tired from dispensing Krill, SAK opens up the wet/dry vac and pulls out a jar with holes punched in the lid, a pair of tweezers, and a banana. He hands them to Sir Hamster and says "Here ya go. What do you need this stuff for?"

alpha_fruit · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:41 pm Post subject:

duh
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KWSN_hgs · Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:35 pm Post subject:

hgs, who has actually been secretly filming this entire episode as a pilot for a network reality show, happily accepts the charges for the gorillas. She's thinking that it just might be possible to get the penguins and gorillas to team up against the bear and spiders, with the men-knights cheering from the sidelines. The idea has been thusfar favorably received at headquarters, now all she has to do is make sure the film is interesting enough to hold the attention of those aching to buy a new automobile. Of course, like any seasoned executive, she has not entered the men's room... merely sent cameras.[/i]
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RandyOtters · Baron Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 145

via a remote controlled rabbit.......or was it?.... my eyes were watering when I saw it go by....it looked like a rabbit...i think... oops there it goes again in the toilet bowl!!!

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alpha_fruit · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:49 pm Post subject:

now that hgs has told everyone about the Reality Show, we may as well tell who will be staring in the film version, Tony Stewart and Dale Junior. I got them to sign the contract this past week. I promised Tony that I would cook his supper every night.

There goes that remote again, what the heck is that thing, who set it off and running? Come back here jammy and dags, you two are up to something........
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buck · Knight Joined: 13 Dec 2005 Posts: 78 Location: There

I hate it when I miss the first shows of the series and can't figure out what da **** is going on.

Wait.

That's sorta like my life. Wink

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jbyram2 · Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 7:45 am Post subject:

Jammy and dags, have left the Girls room in a shambles and are now goin fishing, since the penguins ate their latest catch.....or so they say.
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buck · Knight Joined: 13 Dec 2005 Posts: 78 Location: There

Damn penguins!
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Silly American Kanigit · Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:31 pm Post subject:

Meanwhile over in the Girls room

alpha_fruit · Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:05 pm Post subject:

the Dom Periome was running freely, as the girls all had a bath and their perfum and makeup was to perfection. Now all they needed was for their dates to show up with something on besides fishing gear and penguin musk.

Shells and Lady Randy tried all the cell number they had and not one answer. I bet those men are at that fishing hole, let's change clothes and go have a look around. So as they slinked around and put on their stinkest old smelly clothes, alpha decided to take the hand gernades, so if the guys didn't catch any fish she could throw one in the water and scoop them up as they floated to the top. The guys will never know she knew that trick, huh?
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:27 am Post subject:

"Um .... guys ... is it just me, or does anyone else smell Dom Periome???"

ni! i!u

Silly American Kanigit · Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:18 pm Post subject:

"All I can smell is fish. Krill to be exact. Unless the Krill was spiked with Dom Periome (whatever that is). Maybe that explains the penguins sudden weight gain and very odd behavior. But then of course they are penguins."

"Holy cow will you look at that over there ....."

jbyram2 · Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:56 am Post subject:

In walks an enourmous black and white spotted cow, wearing a red robe and a bishops Mitre, with an incense canister around its neck instead of a bell.

"MOOOO!" says the cow in a commanding voice, and a rip in the space/time continuum opens up in front of it, and it walks through the opening into what appears to be a grassy field. The wormhole closes behing the cow, leaving nothing behind, except the strong odor of incense, and a heap of steaming cow dung.

"Holy Sh**!" says Shells.
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Michelle · Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:14 pm Post subject:

Well, wouldn't that give you the you-know-whats. I've just mopped that bloody floor. Rolling Eyes

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jbyram2 · Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:46 pm Post subject:

Thanks for cleaning up the Men'sroom!
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KWSN_hgs · Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:54 pm Post subject:

well somebody had to do it...
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