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JumpinJohnny
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Bullocks
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| sir spuddly buddly wrote: | | Quote: | | The answer should have been chosen at random using the wheel of fish! |
No, 2 wheels of fish with a committee of 7 randomly choosen people voting by at least a 2/3 majority of a winning suggestion picked by at least one of the wheels of fish. Fair!
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Not fair! I demand representation for the Llamas.no committee is complete without a minimum of three Llamas and ...........
ouch oowee argh sorry my Lord, can i have my eye back, please Sir?
Aren't we forgetting Glomer? That's silly and very dangerous and painful ouch,ouch
I propose we all vote Glomer the winner,!
Vote carried
PS he's coming over SpongeBob SquarePants 
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KWSN SpongeBob SquarePant
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Ni!
Well, we all KNOW the correct answer was previously given, (except for Wabbit, he does not know anything!)
As a long time Kniggiit I am well aware of not crediting the correct answer.
According to the Supreme Bylaws: Section 8, Part A, Article 285.5, Subsection 33 1/3 RPM, Page 576,346, Paragraph -1, Sentence ~, Line @, It clearly states, "Because, Herring".
Right after that, just past the stain that Sir Fart claims is gravy, is the "Resolution of Contests Held to Award Shrubberies". "Only with a correct answer given may shrubberies be awarded for a contest held by a party of the first part in giving away shrubberies by an affirmative response by the party of the second part correctly answering a question given by a party of the first part to qualify for the awarding of said shrubberies."
Here is the kicker! "In the even that a full quorum of 12 judges cannot be held in the awarding of shrubberies, and of that of a partial quorum of 7 that can be held, the number of Knights must all vote, and that vote must be at a minimum 114% of the members in attendance. So the vote must be 8 or greater for a group of 7. If the 7 judges cannot muster the required 8 votes to award the shrubberies, THEN the spinning wheel of fish is to be used, UNLESS the group decides to take the average of the results of TWO spinning wheels of fish, with a 2/3 majority of 2 and only two spins, UNLESS the giver of said shrubberies has been advised by legal counsel to refrain from awarding shrubberies on the basis of having to admit to a very profitable Llama sex...er.... escort, operation up in the Himalayas which can be found at www.llamabethereforyoutonight.com. In that case it would be awarded to the second best lame ass guess.
Them's the rules.
It! would be foolish to give credence to the fact that I have not read them.
SpongeBob SquarePants
P.S. Screw stupid websites for not letting me use their stupid JPG. OH my god! I used 75 KB! Call the Internet police! I get 100 Megabit per second and the 75Kb is going to crash the system! Wait till they get a load of me!
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Bullocks
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That's it. now you've done, you're in trouble young man, no point arguing now is it?I'm going to get my Mum, she'll sort you out!
SHE'S GOING TO GLARE AT YOU AND CALL YOU A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOuWWzP7wl0
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KWSN SpongeBob SquarePant
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SHE'S GOING TO GLARE AT YOU AND CALL YOU A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!
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Ni!
That is our "Llama Mama" package we offer. Only $199 an hour. Spankings are an additional charge, but they may be purchased in bulk for quite a substantial savings. Always happy to help.
SBSP
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Bullocks
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| KWSN SpongeBob SquarePant wrote: | | Bullocks wrote: |
SHE'S GOING TO GLARE AT YOU AND CALL YOU A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!
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Ni!
That is our "Llama Mama" package we offer. Only $199 an hour. Spankings are an additional charge, but they may be purchased in bulk for quite a substantial savings. Always happy to help.
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Send me the details and price for the extras? Can I sub lease their services, we have some very strange people running this country so I see an opportunity.
Ever thought about Walruses or Ducks, joint venture?
We don't need no stinking badgers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54
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JumpinJohnny
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| KWSN SpongeBob SquarePant wrote: |
That is our "Llama Mama" package we offer. Only $199 an hour. Spankings are an additional charge, but they may be purchased in bulk for quite a substantial savings.... |
I don't want no Llama Mama unless it's the Dolly Lama.
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Bullocks
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I wants me Hedy Llama
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sir spuddly buddly
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If you're tibetan buddist you'll want Dalai llama or a surrealist would want a Dali Llama ... A t-shirt with a message found in certain therapist's notes about certain kniggits ...
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Bullocks
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After years of sexploitation Llamas go into politics to protect their rights. Shares in SpongeBob Inc tumble
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PhastPhred
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| Bullocks wrote: | After years of sexploitation Llamas go into politics to
protect their rights. Shares in SpongeBob Inc tumble
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"Et tu, Brucie?" 
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sir spuddly buddly
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Barack O'Llama - irish black south american politician ... 
 
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Yankton
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So why aren't we an option for the country selection? We do enjoy the KWSN STATE of mind after all.
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Bullocks
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| Yankton wrote: | So why aren't we an option for the country selection? We do enjoy the KWSN STATE of mind after all.
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Doesn't one need a brain to have a mind of one's own old chap? Gosh. that's us out of the running!
If we had our own state we'd only wallow in the filth and insult "worthies" passing by anyway.
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PimpInTheBox
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| Bullocks wrote: | Doesn't one need a brain to have a mind of one's own old chap? Gosh. that's us out of the running!
If we had our own state we'd only wallow in the filth and insult "worthies" passing by anyway. |
Hell if that is the case I put us at a definite handicap...you would need to come up with at least 2 extra brains to make up for me alone!
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KWSN SpongeBob SquarePant
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Bullocks
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'tis only fair the pimpinabox won three million HedyLlamas I bought shares in the company, but lord only knows what he'll use as his pimp mobile?
But blinging this up it might do but he'll need a fleet
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