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stooper101
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 Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:10 pm Post subject: A great opportunity! |
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I feel so privileged to have received this private message through Leiden Classical from one linda121. I count this as a brag because I'm sure nobody else has had or ever will have this great opportunity. Here's what miss linda121 wrote: | Code: | Dear Good Friend
I contacted you,after so many prayers and fasting towards your profile.I choosed you as a good & honest person,whom i can confide all my trust with,in this urgent business transaction.
Let me firstly introduce myself, My name is Linda Andrew,from Coted'Ivoire. The only child of late Mr Joseph Andrew . My mother died when i was a kid and My late father is the owner of J&T Cocoa Industries. But my father died recently and he was poisoned by his brother and before his sudden death,He called me privately and told me of huge amount of money ( us$7,800,000.00. ) Which he deposited in a BANK,here in my country and used my name as the next of kin,as her only child.
Now,i am Orphan of mother and father and I want you to help me out, in providing a bank account,where this total funds, (us$7,800,000.00.) Seven Million Eight Hundred Thousand United State Dollars, which my late father deposited in the bank with my name as the next of kin,will be transfered into,over there in your country,for my investment purposes in your country with you. Also you will advice me on a good and profitable investment,which i can set-up in your country,after the successful transfer.
Please, i am honourably soliciting for your kind and urgent assistance in the following ways:
1) To provide a bank account where this money will be transfered into.
2) To serve as the guardian of these fund ,since i am still minor.
3)To make arrangement for me in your country to continue my educational career and to procure to me a residential permit in your country.
Sincerely speaking from my heart, i am willing to offer you 15% of this my total funds, as a reward for your assistance in helping me out. Not only this,you will also be my oversea guidian and take care of all the companies or any business venture,which i will set-up in your country.
Anyway,urgently reply me rightnow, for more details about me and about this my total funds i wants to transfer into your bank account, if you are really ready and interested to help me out in this assistance. I am eagerly waiting to hear from you now.
Infact, i am seriously fasting and praying now, before writting you this letter, because, this money here is what is left for me and my life.I prayed you understand, because if anything happened to it, i will beg for the rest of my life.
Thanks for your assistance and take care and also may God bless you as you help me out.Email me at linda17andrew@yahoo.com
Your new good friend,
Linda Andrew |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:41 pm Post subject: Re: A great opportunity! |
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| stooper101 wrote: | | I feel so privileged to have received this private message through Leiden Classical from one linda121. I count this as a brag because I'm sure nobody else has had or ever will have this great opportunity. |
Your gift for understated sarcasm is truly awesome.
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Sir Cracked of the Mind
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:47 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm sure she is an honest Christian woman of unimpeachable character, you should assist her as soon as possible. |
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Pooh Bear 27
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Which he deposited in a BANK,here in my country and used my name as the next of kin,as her only child. |
Is this a gender bender father? |
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Gemjunkie
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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So sad, you should start adoption proceedings immediately. Then go to the Ivory Coast to make sure that evil Uncle is brought to justice. 
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branjo
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Pooh Bear 27 wrote: | | ...gender bender father? |
Off Topic: From Asimov's Foundation, or it is a meaning from something else?
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Concrete-mixing Moose
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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A father poisoned by his brother, sounds a bit Shakespearean to me! 
Talking of crimes, I received this e-mail today
"WE THE FBI HAVE WARRANT TO ARREST YOU GET BACK TO US FOR YOUR OWN GOOD" with an attached file. As their e-mail address is <joyjfblcm@aol.com> I think it might not be from the FBI.
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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Sounds like a message George Bush supposedly (well the person claimed to be George Bush  ) sent to my inbox many years ago, asking me to open a bank account in order to "help him" move money out of some third world country. Oh and another came from an alleged crown prince....
Ya know, come to think about it, I think the FTC would have been quite interested in the former president's stated activities I could just imagine the convo around the water cooler now 
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Pooh Bear 27
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| branjo wrote: | | Off Topic: From Asimov's Foundation, or it is a meaning from something else? |
Just my loonie brain making fun of the obvious gender change in the middle of a sentence.
I have never understood how these idiots still find so many gullible people and keep making millions. |
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stooper101
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| Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Pooh Bear 27 wrote: | | I have never understood how these idiots still find so many gullible people and keep making millions. |
Do you think it's too late to get my bank information back? 
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Sir Cracked of the Mind
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| Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 12:51 am Post subject: |
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| My favorite one was telling me I had won millions on the Microsoft lottery with a return email address at Yahoo.com. |
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