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Fart in your gen direxion
I am the goatse.cx guy
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Location: Regrettably for you, I'm Upwind in Upstate N.Y.
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| mohrorless wrote: | | Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | | Michelle wrote: | | The throne? What throne? You destroyed every throne in the palace during the great emissions challenge in '06! |
You may have thought it was a challenge, but winning the Fart Challenge Cup (for the 10th straight year mind you) was a whisper in a hurricane for me  .
I think this abode should be the setting for the next "challenge". There's something about it that makes me want to perch atop it and blow the walls out about 200 kilometers to every side  , leaving the grounds un-inhabitable for a century or so  .
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Only a century? Are you feeling ok? |
Around the holidays I feel generous. But if the next challenge is held on Nov 7th, I shall be in a less cordial spirit and thus my anus will blow this house to Uranus . That sounds a bit naughty but you get the idea  .
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Sir Fart
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Dear Hammy
Knight
Joined: 27 May 2003
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Location: On a little wheel near you.....
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | | mohrorless wrote: | | Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | | Michelle wrote: | | The throne? What throne? You destroyed every throne in the palace during the great emissions challenge in '06! |
You may have thought it was a challenge, but winning the Fart Challenge Cup (for the 10th straight year mind you) was a whisper in a hurricane for me .
I think this abode should be the setting for the next "challenge". There's something about it that makes me want to perch atop it and blow the walls out about 200 kilometers to every side , leaving the grounds un-inhabitable for a century or so .
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Only a century? Are you feeling ok? |
Around the holidays I feel generous. But if the next challenge is held on Nov 7th, I shall be in a less cordial spirit and thus my anus will blow this house to Uranus . That sounds a bit naughty but you get the idea . |
Looks like things may be finally returning to normal around here!
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Killerrabbit
Major Oblivion
Joined: 23 May 2002
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Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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Dear Hammy I thought you died. Killed getting too close to Sir Fart.
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PhastPhred
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Joined: 22 Mar 2006
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Location: Northwest AR (USA)
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Dear Hammy wrote: | | Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | | mohrorless wrote: | | Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | | Michelle wrote: | | The throne? What throne? You destroyed every throne in the palace during the great emissions challenge in '06! |
You may have thought it was a challenge, but winning the Fart Challenge Cup (for the 10th straight year mind you) was a whisper in a hurricane for me .
I think this abode should be the setting for the next "challenge". There's something about it that makes me want to perch atop it and blow the walls out about 200 kilometers to every side , leaving the grounds un-inhabitable for a century or so .
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Only a century? Are you feeling ok? |
Around the holidays I feel generous. But if the next challenge is held on Nov 7th, I shall be in a less cordial spirit and thus my anus will blow this house to Uranus . That sounds a bit naughty but you get the idea . |
Looks like things may be finally returning to normal around here! |
I know it isn't. I just wanted to share the mapS can... 
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Sir Hamster's Goat
Goat-tacular!
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Location: http://goat-simulator.com/
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BAAAA!
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Dear Hammy
Knight
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| Killerrabbit wrote: | Dear Hammy I thought you died. Killed getting too close to Sir Fart.
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Oh heavens no young man, I just took an extended vacation to the Bahamas until the seizures quieted down. However, it's clear to me to me from this that you are suffering from a severe death delusion psychosis which is in desperate need attention. Come to my office at 10 AM Wednesday, and bring a bag of rattlesnakes.
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Killerrabbit
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Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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You know I am banned from 49 states and three territories. I can't leave the state.
Ni
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