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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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Read it. Pass it on. Ask others to do the same. It might save someone.
Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
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Sir Hamster's Goat
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| Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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BAAAACKSTROOOOKEEEE!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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D*mn goat!
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Fart in your gen direxion
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I almost drowned swimming in the Pacific ocean  .
Fortunately, as I was sinking, the fart reflex took over and I let one rip  . I landed in some cornfield in Kansas, all dried out and no worse for wear  .
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Sir Hamster's Goat
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| Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | I almost drowned swimming in the Pacific ocean .
Fortunately, as I was sinking, the fart reflex took over and I let one rip . I landed in some cornfield in Kansas, all dried out and no worse for wear . |
BAAAALLIIIISTIIIIC!
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Gemjunkie
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| That was the day all those whales beached themselves. |
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Idan
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| Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:16 am Post subject: |
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A proof for beached whales washing into shore once Sir Fart rescued himself:
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Fart in your gen direxion
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| Idan wrote: | A proof for beached whales washing into shore once Sir Fart rescued himself:
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That's my fiance' you're talking about  .
She landed on a beach on the Atlantic after my gaseous eruption .
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mohrorless
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In case anyone else missed it, that is topless....
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Grawlfang
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| mohrorless wrote: | | Idan wrote: |
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In case anyone else missed it, that is topless.... |
Thank &^%$ it wasn't bottomless too 
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| Everyone wants to enjoy the sun and relax.. |
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Sir Hamster's Goat
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BAAAA!
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| Sir Hamster's Goat wrote: | | BAAAA! |
Bro! The Ladies wanna see our PICS!
There's a cutie! "Here for ya, B-a-a-a-a-b-y!"
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