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Grawlfang Prince


Joined: 18 Feb 2005 Posts: 1256 Location: The Land of our lord JC, silly walks and all
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:54 am Post subject: OI! Stop that |
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I wish to register a complaint!!!
We seem to have had a goat and a hamster trying for a good old board grand slam last night. This is just not cricket chaps, no it's something I achieved (and was roundly scolded for) some years ago (twice) after bouts of fermented grape juice.
It's not funny; and it's not clever; and it's also MY GAME.
Ni!
Fang _________________ Listen; Strange women laying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government.
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Sir Hamster's Goat Goat-tacular!

Joined: 21 Jul 2010 Posts: 352 Location: http://goat-simulator.com/
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:50 am Post subject: |
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BAAAA! _________________ BAAAA! |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop

Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:21 am Post subject: |
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Sir Grawlfang wrote: | I wish to register a complaint!!!
We seem to have had a goat and a hamster trying for a good old board grand slam last night. This is just not cricket chaps, no it's something I achieved (and was roundly scolded for) some years ago (twice) after bouts of fermented grape juice.
It's not funny; and it's not clever; and it's also MY GAME. |
First, I must apologize - my goat escaped yesterday, and I've been chasing him about trying to herd him back into the pen before he eats something important. I understand that a rambunctious goat ravaging the forums might be upsetting, but instead of complaints, how about giving me a hand tracking him down???
Second: Now look here youngster, Sir Fart and I used to play in a competitive Whack-A-Post League, and anyone claiming it is their game is itchin' for a fight!  _________________ -- Have you seen my goat? |
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Pooh Bear 27 Prince


Joined: 28 Jan 2005 Posts: 1358 Location: Fond du Lac, WI
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:01 am Post subject: |
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BBQ the goat when it's caught! Nice spit style over some good wood chips. |
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Fart in your gen direxion I am the goatse.cx guy


Joined: 24 May 2002 Posts: 2022 Location: Regrettably for you, I'm Upwind in Upstate N.Y.
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:03 am Post subject: |
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That goat is doing nothing that can't be solved by a flaming spear through its chest . _________________
Ni ! Ni !
Flatulenty yours,
Sir Fart
The Prince of Noxious Fumigations
The Earl of Eruption
The Baron of Breaking Wind
The Marquis of the Malodorous
The Monarch of Methane
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Sir Hamster's Goat Goat-tacular!

Joined: 21 Jul 2010 Posts: 352 Location: http://goat-simulator.com/
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:04 am Post subject: |
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BAAAARBEEEEQUUUUEEEE!
Pooh Bear 27 wrote: | BBQ the goat when it's caught! Nice spit style over some good wood chips. |
_________________ BAAAA! |
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Sir Hamster's Goat Goat-tacular!

Joined: 21 Jul 2010 Posts: 352 Location: http://goat-simulator.com/
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:08 am Post subject: |
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WIIIINDBAAAAG!
Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | That goat is doing nothing that can't be solved by a flaming spear through its chest . |
_________________ BAAAA! |
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 11206 Location: NYC
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:26 am Post subject: |
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Yum. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
Keeper of the Unending keg of PGGBs
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Campaign Manager for Sir Shrubbery
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Sir Hamster's Goat Goat-tacular!

Joined: 21 Jul 2010 Posts: 352 Location: http://goat-simulator.com/
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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Sir Hamster's Goat wrote: | WIIIINDBAAAAG!
Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | That goat is doing nothing that can't be solved by a flaming spear through its chest . |
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KAAAABOOOOB! _________________ BAAAA! |
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Killerrabbit Major Oblivion


Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 4656 Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 12:11 am Post subject: |
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I have heard goat meat gives you the power of the gods themselves.
Ni _________________
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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KWSN-HoC KWSN ArchBishop


Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 1350 Location: German Quadrant
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:41 am Post subject: |
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Well don't argue with a goat .....
..... see what my goat always does:
Don't argue with that goat!
Cheers
HoC (who still ducks) _________________ Housekeeper of Camelot
Mastrumistulo de Kameloto
(also a Member of the Migratory Coconuts)
'My name is Homer from Borg. Resistance is fu ..... Oh doughnuts!'
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Sir Hamster's Goat Goat-tacular!

Joined: 21 Jul 2010 Posts: 352 Location: http://goat-simulator.com/
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:24 am Post subject: |
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Killerrabbit wrote: | I have heard goat meat gives you the power of the gods themselves.
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BAAAACHUUUUS? _________________ BAAAA! |
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 11206 Location: NYC
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:14 am Post subject: |
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BBQ teat! _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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KWSN-HoC KWSN ArchBishop


Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 1350 Location: German Quadrant
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:53 am Post subject: |
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Sir Hamster's Goat wrote: |
BAAAACHUUUUS? |
BTW do you know Bob and Ed?
Bob is calling Ed and Ed calls Bob back.
Cheers
HoC _________________ Housekeeper of Camelot
Mastrumistulo de Kameloto
(also a Member of the Migratory Coconuts)
'My name is Homer from Borg. Resistance is fu ..... Oh doughnuts!'
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Sir Hamster's Goat Goat-tacular!

Joined: 21 Jul 2010 Posts: 352 Location: http://goat-simulator.com/
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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BOOOOB! _________________ BAAAA! |
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kaloustian Duke


Joined: 17 Jul 2010 Posts: 375 Location: Vienna
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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A goat in the hand is worth two in the bush. _________________ PS: Has anybody seen my swallow? |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop

Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Oh dear! Poor Goat. _________________ -- Have you seen my goat? |
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop

Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:57 am Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: | I had a goat kid called Pooh years ago (pre human kids). He used to wee in the ex's work boots. I found it funny - he didn't. hahahaha |
Smart goat!
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