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And the Science of a related item, one that a certain kNI!ggt would like...
| Quote: | THE SCIENCE of "FARTING"
by Barry Artiste - December 29, 2007
Come on now, we have all done the "Dutch Oven", "Hanging the Rat", "Blue Flame", "Silent But Deadly", "Belgian Musicals", "Pull My Finger" or as Monty Python adequately puts it "Anal Pleasures of the Dance", a short collection of Musical Entities make Famous by the "French Taunter" in the Monty Python's Movie "The Holy Grail".
Granted, all of the above are the works of Juvenile Men of all Ages, my father used to get me to pull his finger as a child with hilarious results, Mom was not amused, nor my sisters. Farting was a coming of age for myself and my brothers with "Fart Games" abounds.
And Ladies don't delude yourself, you are also guilty of this "Secret Pleasure of the Dance". Marilyn Monroe was a Famous Farter, so frequent in her Aromatic Outbursts at any Moment, Movie Directors had to work to disguise her Farts into their movies, the Academy Award winning Movie the "7-year Itch" for instance, though many men found her billowing Dress blowing up her waist was erotic during Prudish Times, Fact is it was not the steam grate below her which captured that Iconic Moment. Why do you think she was married like 5 times? Elizabeth Taylor was another prolific Farter, hence married a dozen or so times. Her two most memorable movies were "Scent of Mystery", no surprise there and her first foray into Fartdon was her movie National Velvet, should have been titled Farting on Horseback, by the way the Horse she rode was initially White, but after her Musical ride, well.....
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