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rotciv KOTHRT
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 Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:48 am Post subject: Pregutas (Questions) Only in America, EVER WONDER |
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Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Old woman(mann, sorry)
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| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:11 pm Post subject: Pedantry |
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The black box on an aeroplane is yellow.
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Sir Papa Smurph
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| Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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I thought it was Orange
Looks like I was Wrong as well 
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Old woman(mann, sorry)
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Er, no offense Pap but in the post I've just read you state that you are colour blind so, how do you know that we are wrong?
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Old woman(mann, sorry)
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| Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:53 am Post subject: |
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Oops, that should read Papa, sorry.
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Sir Papa Smurph
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| Old woman(mann, sorry) wrote: | | Er, no offense Pap but in the post I've just read you state that you are colour blind so, how do you know that we are wrong? |
 
I am "Red-Green color blind. I can't see anything in the one on the right
The only one I can read is the upper right it says 18. I can see that there is something in the others but I can't make out what it is 
This is a good one
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Color blindness is almost always an inherited condition although males are more likely than females to experience it. |
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