KWSN Orbiting Fortress

[rotciv KOTHRT]

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any
means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.


If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the
premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase
one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to your friends



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Sir Rotvic Knight of the Halfround Table
MAD, MAD I tell you.They're all MAD.
I am the only sane one here, my Doctor told me I was cured after the shock treatments. Big Brother Is Aways Watching.

[KWSN Im Not Dead]

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KWSNImNotDead - "I don't want to go on the cart!". It is spelled LooNies.

[KWSN imcrazynow]

I've copied and printed this important alert and will post it at my place of employment upon arrival this morning!
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[PhastPhred]

IIRC, this deadly virus is more likely to be observed in employees who have attended any company-sponsored Special High-Intensity Training... Whatever you do, DON'T take ANY S. H. I. T. or YOU could catch the W-O-R-K Virus!!
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