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ESTATE PLANNING 101

 
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:43 pm    Post subject: ESTATE PLANNING 101 Reply with quote

ESTATE PLANNING 101

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when
his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share
his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look
like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my
father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she
became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It tells you something else about women too.....
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So when does the guy get to do his step mom ?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think never. She gets married to the old man, he dies then the pool boy gets the step Mom
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:05 am    Post subject: Re: ESTATE PLANNING 101 Reply with quote

rotciv KOTHRT wrote:
he decided he needed a wife with whom to share
his fortune.


Here is where you can tell that this is a made-up story...
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