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rotciv KOTHRT Prince


Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Posts: 1482 Location: USA
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 6:43 pm Post subject: ESTATE PLANNING 101 |
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ESTATE PLANNING 101
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when
his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share
his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look
like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my
father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she
became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men. _________________ Sir Rotvic Knight of the Halfround Table
MAD, MAD I tell you.They're all MAD.
I am the only sane one here, my Doctor told me I was cured after the shock treatments. Big Brother Is Aways Watching.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 11206 Location: NYC
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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It tells you something else about women too..... _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
Keeper of the Unending keg of PGGBs
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Kevint Baron


Joined: 17 Dec 2007 Posts: 137
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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So when does the guy get to do his step mom ? _________________ Most Milestone Stats
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 11206 Location: NYC
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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I think never. She gets married to the old man, he dies then the pool boy gets the step Mom _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Mildew KWSN ArchBishop


Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 2617 Location: Sweden
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:05 am Post subject: Re: ESTATE PLANNING 101 |
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rotciv KOTHRT wrote: | he decided he needed a wife with whom to share
his fortune. |
Here is where you can tell that this is a made-up story... |
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