KWSN Orbiting Fortress

Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:24 pm Post subject: Important Notice!

Dear Knights,

This is your official notification from LBE* Federal Credit Union that the services listed below will be deactivated and deleted if not renewed immediately. You never had any of these in the first place, but by pretending we are taking something away from you we hope to cause maximum upset and distress. Furthermore, we know what kind of person you really are and would not offer you this service in the first place, barring physical duress or temporary insanity. Previous notifications have been sent to the Billing Contact assigned to this account. As the Primary Contact, you must renew these services to avoid any future problems, accounts blockage or suspension. Please do not contact us about colon blockages, that is just gross.

Renew Now your LBE Federal Credit Union and Bill Payer services. Please make all checks for services payable directly to Mr. Bill Payer.

SERVICE: LBE Federal Credit Union Online and Bill Payer.
EXPIRATION: December, 32 2007

Thank you for using LBE Federal Credit Union Online.
We appreciate your money and the opportunity to rip you off.

LBE Federal Credit Union Member Service

* LBE = Looneys, Buffoons, and Eccentrics.

Don't ask me why I posted this - it just sort of happened. Perhaps it's a form of revenge for the umpteenth SPAM email I've sorted through today.

Grizzly · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:56 pm Post subject:

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Oh Bugger Forgot again - or is it Oh Father Reboot again ?

Ps Grizz in his second childhood - but not his last !

Edihtor of the KoKC (excused spel;l checher'er)

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mohrorless · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:40 pm Post subject:

Going to the really useful cabinet, and using the secret code and other unknown methods, Mohrorless opens the door. Carefully considering his choices he selects one of the Holy Hand Grenades from the third shelf and it's handy mailing container. After closing the door he returns to the table and fills out the mailing address section on the lid for the address kindly provided by the LBE Federal Credit Union Member Service.

Arming the grenade he places it in the box and closes the lid securely and ensures that the proper postage is attached.

He checks the weather and decides on a light coat for his stroll to the local postal office. After waiting only 5 minutes in line at the office, he hands the box to a postal agent and goes on his way.

As he leaves the post office, Mohrorless thinks to himself, "Paid in full".
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Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!

#Usa

Keeper of the Unending keg of PGGBs
Taunter in Training
Campaign Manager for Sir Shrubbery

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Sir Papa Smurph · Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:12 pm Post subject:

Mohrorless Kazinsky #Sniper

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a.k.a. Licentious of Borg.........Resistance Really is Futile.......
and a Really Hoopy Frood who always knows where his Towel is...