KWSN Orbiting Fortress

Tenebra · Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject:

"Limericks are dead
when these words are read!"

The sorceress hath spoken her spell...
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Killerrabbit · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:20 am Post subject:

limericks will never die.

Ni
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mohrorless · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:15 am Post subject:

Suicide pineapples? Is that the best you got? I launch counter measures.....FRUIT SALAD FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!

And we use their fluttering hankies to wipe our bottoms with!
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Tenebra · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:36 am Post subject:

Fruit Salad with a bit of magic in it. Twisted Evil

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Fools! Ha! Ha! suicide pineapples, contaminated with deadly, deadly laxatives, Ha! Ha! And our hankies dipped in glue and broken glass, soon your evil tyranny will end, as you empire crashes around you with an unspeakable mess in your hose. Death by (I can't think of a nice way to put it)!

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mohrorless · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 8:34 am Post subject:

Laxatives? Please. We shall eat the pinapples and put them in our fruity tropical alcohol laden drinks. THEN we shall wave our bottoms (from the top of our castle walls) in your direction and let the laxatives be used against you! You won't want to approach the walls then!
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dolphinm · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject:

how about a regurgitant combined with a laxative - that way there is no safe place to stand!

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mohrorless · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 6:05 pm Post subject:

Please, you can't keep changing your mind. Everytime you throw somethin at us, we have turned it against you. Admit defeat and we can go to one of the many bars of the realm.
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I don't know, at the moment your a king stuck in a fortress that has poo all over the walls.

mohrorless · Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:25 am Post subject:

I do believe we are not stuck, plus we see to have all the booze too.
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belenus · Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:00 pm Post subject:

But, who's the King and where is he? Regent Mohrorless, please let us see our young king or come with your army to the fields of Freedom, where we'll battle to restore the legitimate order.

And you, those in the middle of no one's land, I don't think limericks have any power. We free people have swords and shells and axes, and our horses are courageous as we are. We have long hair, and we don't knee down to tyrants. Ixuxu!!!!

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mohrorless · Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:46 pm Post subject:

Sorry, it's past the King's bed time & I just checked on him & he is sleeping like an angel. #Sleep

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mohrorless · Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:37 pm Post subject:

The"masses" must have used you as a test subject. Come to our side, where the only thing we test is how much we can drink!
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Tenebra · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:25 am Post subject:

We do offer food and lots of drink, and partying.
We'll throw a party for every one that comes and joins us!
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mohrorless · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:30 am Post subject:

Yes, a party for each that joins!
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belenus · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:56 pm Post subject:

What kind of party? Are you mixing laxatives with the booze? Are you then closing every door and staying inside for days?

We shall wait outside and come in only to hoist our flag, once the nasty odour has left with the little that remain from your thin bodies emptied by the laxatives. In our grandeur, we'll have mercy and let you live as servants.

We will be called "The Knights who ended the tyranny of the Regent and his freaky crew and started the looney crown".
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mohrorless · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:23 pm Post subject:

Our parties will be fun for all, we will enjoy Adult Beverages (that have NOT been tampered with), finger foods, fun games and maybe set up a kissing booth in the corner.
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Sir Cracked of the Mind · Guest

We scoff at your weak parties, our parties are at least 20 times better that yours, but this matters not, for the last three days we have been digging under your fortress and stuffing the hole with pig fat, once we have used sir fat to start it going, or if he has gone out a box matches, it is only a matter of time before your walls tumble.. surrender now and reduce your carbon footprint.

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