KWSN Orbiting Fortress

[rotciv KOTHRT]

Christmas Controversies (we have to get ready)


CONTROVERSY: Should the tree be real or fake?
YUPPIE: Live tree, planted after use.
MALE: Fake tree, discarded after use.
FEMALE: Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits
REALITY: Fake tree stays up until May, adorned
with fur balls.

CONTROVERSY: Should tree lights twinkle or stay
constant?
YUPPIE: Each bulb blinks to its own random rhythm.
MALE: Bulbs flash logo of football team.
FEMALE: Elegant flickering candles.
REALITY: Tree bursts into flames, burns house down.

CONTROVERSY: Should tree be topped with an angel
or a star?
YUPPIE: Gender-neutral angel; no submissive female
stereotype.
MALE: Blonde angel, kneeling, in a wet T-shirt.
FEMALE: Authentic angel explains true meaning of Christmas.
REALITY: Hell's Angel steals the tree and the gifts.

CONTROVERSY: Do you fling or hang tinsel?
YUPPIE: Empower each strand with/self-determining
skills.
MALE: Six large clumps of tinsel on front of tree.
FEMALE: Each icicle hangs like strand of spaghetti.
REALITY: More icicles on floor than on tree.

CONTROVERSY: Do you open gifts on Christmas Eve or Morning.
YUPPIE: Gifts opened on posted, individual schedules.
MALE: Anytime, just so it doesn't interfere with
football.
FEMALE: Anytime the entire family is present.
REALITY: Doesn't matter, everyone's peeked anyway

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Sir Rotvic Knight of the Halfround Table
MAD, MAD I tell you.They're all MAD.
I am the only sane one here, my Doctor told me I was cured after the shock treatments. Big Brother Is Aways Watching.

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CONTROVERSY: Should the tree be real or fake? - Real tree
YUPPIE: Live tree, planted after use. - Dispose of Yuppie
MALE: Fake tree, discarded after use. - Dispose of Male
FEMALE: Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits - Frolic with Female
REALITY: Fake tree stays up until May, adorned with fur balls. - Not in my Castle.

CONTROVERSY: Should tree lights twinkle or stay onstant? - Live candles on tree
REALITY: Tree bursts into flames, burns house down. - Not in my Castle.

CONTROVERSY: Should tree be topped with an angel or a star? - Either I prefer a star
REALITY: Hell's Angel steals the tree and the gifts. - Not in my Castle.

CONTROVERSY: Do you fling or hang tinsel? - Fling with reckless abandon
REALITY: More icicles on floor than on tree. - Not in my Castle.

CONTROVERSY: Do you open gifts on Christmas Eve or Morning. - Eve, but that is a cultural thing
REALITY: Doesn't matter, everyone's peeked anyway - Not in my Castle.

Frolic some more with Female.

NI! NI! NI!
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NI! NI! NI!

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