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Liver Donor Opt-Out (New Members Please Read)
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Please Select Your Liver Donor Status
1) I wish to donate my liver immediately
5%
 5%  [ 1 ]
2) I do not wish to donate my liver, except on days ending in the letter "Y"
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
3) I wish to donate my spleen along with my liver
10%
 10%  [ 2 ]
4) There is no option #4
47%
 47%  [ 9 ]
5) I will remove my own liver and mail it to IROLD myself (address below)
36%
 36%  [ 7 ]
Total Votes : 19

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Sir Darkside of Moon
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd give my right arm for an oppertunity to give you my Liv....

Err....

Oh Bloody Hell.....
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Liver Donor Opt-Out (New Members Please Read) Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Greetings New Knights!

In order to help combat the recent rash of SPAMMERs, we have taken the drastic measure of automatically submitting names of all new members to the International Registry of Organ Liver Donors (http://www.irold.org/). To opt out of this compulsory donation program, please select the appropriate option below. Otherwise, you may see these fine IROLD representatives showing up at your door looking to collect a vital organ that you aren't done using yet. Wink



Also, posting in this forum may help distinguish you as a real person, and give us a change to welcome you properly! Smile

Regards,



Ohhhh...am I too late... That's not a real woman, it looks from the back like Terry Jones in drag (how rare is that)...And it's the wrong film (as far too many post are I'm afraid, I don't know, these amateurs, "killings too good for them" (see, even I've started it now)) [...blah..blah... I've been here 5 years and they only hung me the right way up last week]

n!i (and "nice one centurian")...
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they pay by the pound my liver must be worth a fortune Very Happy

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Wine is fine but liqueur is quicker
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Ironheart
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My liver may be the wurst.
Perhaps I should just Idle by the jar at the door.

Or in substitution, maybe you'd accept a shrubbery?
(One that looks nice and is not too expensive, of course.)

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My spleen is keen, but my liver may quiver.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ironheart wrote:
My liver may be the wurst.
Perhaps I should just Idle by the jar at the door.

Or in substitution, maybe you'd accept a shrubbery?
(One that looks nice and is not too expensive, of course.)

Quote:
My spleen is keen, but my liver may quiver.


Ouch! Good pun, mine Palin comparison. Wink

ni! i!u
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ghosttrain
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DONATE!!!! DONATE!!!!! Egad and forsooth sorry but I'm feeling a little liverish #ni-1
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Sir Ice
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sorry, you can't have my liver. I can donate a fiver for your charity if you like, but no way ho-say are you having my liver.

Stop begging a get a job.
And try and have a wash once in a while.


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archer440
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:37 am    Post subject: doner status Reply with quote

New member so thought better get too the doner status strait away. So will get this liver out in the mourning mail. It's just flesh wound. Looks a little like a stuffed penguin though. So hello to all. I'm off to find a proper shruberie.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello and #ni-1 archer440.

Welcome to our humble abode.
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Ironheart
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Ironheart wrote:
My liver may be the wurst.
Perhaps I should just Idle by the jar at the door.

Or in substitution, maybe you'd accept a shrubbery?
(One that looks nice and is not too expensive, of course.)

Quote:
My spleen is keen, but my liver may quiver.


Ouch! Good pun, mine Palin comparison. Wink

ni! i!u


Anyone who thinks this thread is dead must already be 'on the path' ...
this thread is liver than the square roots of the sum of its punsters ...
which, of course, might be anything but the number four ...
oh dear, my location was changed Wink ... nope just my Depends
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Bullocks2
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can donate Monday to Thursday but need my liver back each weekend and all public holidays. Any other bady parts required?
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cozycat
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you are more than welcome to have it once I don't need it any longer. #ni-2
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BigFatRoach
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

#ni-1
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belenus
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sorry my liver has left with someone else's pancreas. If any you happens to meet him whereever he is, please send it back home. I'm preparing gallons of beer to drink and give him a lesson.
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ohiomike
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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:31 pm    Post subject: Liver- what liver Reply with quote

Bad liver- must be punished.
One more drink please!
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Michelle
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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to the looney bin, ohiomike!

#ni-1
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Sir William the Verbose
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Liver, it's what's for dinner!

What posseses a man to consume the organ of an animal that is responsible for filtering all of the toxins out of said animals blood stream? That strikes me as the pinnacle of foolhardy behavior!

No wonder Hannibal was as crazy as a loon!
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belenus
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks, but no liver for me. I think I'll have another beer... or five.
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