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Cohiba Prince


Joined: 13 Jul 2004 Posts: 1721 Location: A tabbaco plantation
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 9:17 am Post subject: Why didn't I think of this.. |
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Probably would have been cheaper than my Lawyer...
BERLIN (Reuters) - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.
Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls.
"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."
After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying. _________________ Smoke-em if you got-em I do.. |
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Ironheart Prince


Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Posts: 588 Location: remotely accessed
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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What do forklifts cost these days?
And what about chainsawing the lawyers? _________________ Klaatu... verata... n... Necktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle |
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