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mohrorless · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:23 am Post subject:

A loud roar is heard in the distance, and cloud of dust is seen coming close to the "secret" door. With a loud screech, a motorcycle and sidecar comes to a stop. Sir Darkside looks at the dust covered beer swilin trio that dismount and stagger over to the door. Dags reached back for the cooler and gets everyone another cold frosty one. after treating the door like a set of drums, Sir John says 'I think we will have to find a different way to open this door' and points to Jby. Together Dags, Darkside and John grab Jbyram and using him (and the pumpkin) as a battering ram they begin working on the door.....
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Michelle · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:29 am Post subject:

jbyram2 · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:07 pm Post subject:

Waaah! Waaah!
Waaah! WWWAAAAHHH!!! WWAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!

WAAAHHH!!

WWHH!

HHH

wwwwbb

BbB-BB-b-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-b

Jams finnaly says waah! the required number of times (if you count making a few rasberries as saying waaah!) and watches the unicorns fly away on colorful butterfly wings, wishing it was his birthday again..

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Tenebra · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject:

The confounded and confused boys are scratching their heads trying to think, but they are interrupted by Jams "wah" sounds. He sounds like a little baby crying. He makes lots of noise and none of the men know how to make him stop crying.
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Hoa about cutting off his head?
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mohrorless · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:10 pm Post subject:

Sir Dags, tired of hearing the pumpkin crying, pours a beer down his throat to shut him up. Meanwhile Sirs John and Darkside take a look at Lady Randy's leather corsette. Whilst pawing it they come across a tag on the inside that says "If lost please return to Lady Randy..." They not that the address is not for the room they are in. "Interesting" they mutter to themselves. "I bet this is where the ladies have gone off to".

Stuffing the pumpkin and Dags into the sidecar John takes the handlbars and Darkside jumps on behind him. They roar off to the address in the corsette.

Coasting in silently they last few blocks (the pumpkin has passed out from all the beer he was force fed by Dags during the trip), they come to the address and hear all the whooping and holloring of all the ladies behind the door.

Dags suggests they call in the rest of the kNIghts before they go on in. John and Darkside agree.

Dags goes to the conviently place payphone on the corner and makes the call.....
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Dagger · Prince Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada

As he walks up to the phone, he realises that the phone takes shrubberies, and quite alot of them. As he doesn't have any shrubberies in his pocket at the moment (he left them back at the boys room to make room in the sidecar) he saunters back to the 3 waiting kni!ghts to tell them the bad news.

mohrorless · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:11 pm Post subject:

Upon arriving at the (old) Ladies room, SHoE, Al dente, ImCrazy and Sir Brian find the door broken down and no one around. They spot the beer bottles leading away from the door next to the motorcycle tracks in the dirt.

Al Dente gets the idea to follow them because "There might be some full ones when we get to the end of the trail of the empty ones". Agreed the rest shout and off they go......

Meanwhile, Dags, John, Darkside and Jbyram sit and ponder what they will do to get the rest of the kNI!ghts to go there. "Smoke Signals! We have notheing to burn." "Swallow! African or European?" "Phone call! Tried that." And so on....

3 hours whilst still pondering they see SHoE, Al dente, ImCrazy and Sir Brian walking along the empty beer bottle trail. When they arrive, the boys hold a meeting and fill each other in on what has been happening.

The entire time the has been nothing but whooping and holloring coming from the Ladies room.....
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Sir Dark Side of the Moon · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:14 am Post subject:

"Well look, enough of this idle planning and speculation..." cried out Sir Dark Side "After inspecting and fondling Lady Randy's corsette for over an hour, I say we make all due speed and perhaps just try to take them by surprise by doing exactly what they wouldn't expect..."

At the mere mention of the word Fondle, it seems that jbyram starts to come around and become coherent...

"And prey tell what would that be?" inquired Dags

"Why don't we simply go in through the front door?" concluded Sir Dark Side

And with that Dags, John, Jbyram, Shoe, Al Dente, I'm Crazy and Sir Brian all turn and look at each other and exclaim...

"BRILLIANT!!!"

And with that Sir Dark Side goes to open the doors when he see's this sight and says...

"Gee....what a nice set of knockers!" which brings the response from someone inside saying in a feminine voice...

"Why thank-you!" followed by a pause, then followed by an immediate scream from inside as the girls realize that they have been found, as Sir Dark Side dejectedly hangs his head knowing that he set off Ye Ol' Knocker alarm....
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jbyram2 · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:22 am Post subject:

Stumbling to his feet (and rubbing the knot on his head). J byram grabs one end of the corset from Darkside, and they vreate a sling shot. But what to shoot?

They sneak up on SHoE, and before he has time to think, sling shot him through a nearby window so he can let them in.

*CRASH*

The HamPster flies into the ladies room, but instead of landing near the door, he find himself in the chocolate section. and surprises several of the ladies, who have chocolate smeared all over theior hands and faces.

*EEEK* a MOUSE!!! they all cry in unison, and start swatting him with brooms....
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mohrorless · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:41 am Post subject:

Meanwhile back outside....

Sir Farty comes strolling along, wandering aimlessly as usuall. The kNI!ghts see him and call him over. With a might blast he melts the knocker trap and opens the door and steps inside. Still outside, the kNIghts are coughing and gasping for breath. Sir John asks "Why he couldn't have warned us he was going to do that?"

After letting the air clear for a moment they follow him inside....
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Sir Dark Side of the Moon · Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:39 pm Post subject:

The scene that unfolds before them can best be described as utter chaos...
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mohrorless · Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 7:30 am Post subject:

The ladies, enrobed only in chocolate, are chasing SHoE around with brooms (where did they get them from?), Sir Farty and his smoldering rump, are prepering to "take care of" the movie collection the ladies have while Dags, John, Jbyram, Shoe, Al Dente, I'm Crazy and Sir Brian go to help themselves to the food and beverages that were being served during the movie marathon.

Sir Brian pulls out a duffel bag and announces that he has the "replacements" for the movies and begins to pull out movies like The Holy Grail, Star Wars, The Lord Of the Rings, Indiana Jones, Jaws, Dirty Harry, The Terminator, ALL of the James Bond movies, The Entire Mel Brooks Collection, The Matrix, Goodfella and more......
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jbyram2 · Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:58 am Post subject:

All the guys high five and jump on the fluffy pink couches, even though their feet are muddy, and their jeans are covered in grease from the motorcycles they were riding, and all watch as ShoE is still getting chased by chocolate covered women. They cheer him on, and heckle the ladies about where and how the chocolate is melting.
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Michelle · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:09 am Post subject:

Who broke our knockers!!!

It was a very disappointing time for the boys when they realised that the ladies were not naked under the chocolate, and it was even more disappointing when they realised that the ladies were not ladies!! They were Ronaldo, Eduardo, Antonio and Jack from the local theatrical hire agency.

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The girls had outsmarted the boys once again.
"Have another chocolate, Tenebra." said Lady DC as she zoomed in to catch the reaction of the boys on the couch.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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jbyram2 · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:09 am Post subject:

"Hey, wait a minute!!! Girls don't swing brooms like baseball bats, they hold 'em with both hands over their heads, on tip toes!!! Those are guys in chocolate drag!!" blurted out Sir Dark Side.

At this realization the entire room fell silent, with the boys in disgusted silence and shock, and the imposters in shame about being such poor actors as to forget that simple difference in broom handling.

At that moment, the *WHIRR* of the zoom lens caught their attention.

"Ahah!!" the girls are in.. the boys room video control center!!! Men, to the tunnel!!" shouted Sir Brian. All the guys raced to the trapdoor and headed back to the boys room, except for SHoE, who was a bit woosy after being batted about by the imposters.

All the imposters sat down on the pink couches, without cleaning off any of the chocolate, and helped them sewlves to the beer the boys left behind.
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Tenebra · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:58 am Post subject:

The boys entered the tunnel, and started following the long and dark corridor. After about two hours of walking and following the tunnel, the boys arrived at the tunnel's end.

To their surprise, they realized that it came to a dead end room, and there were no other doors or trapdoors along the way. It was all built under solid rock! The dead end room looked like a hiding place, in case of war or nuclear disaster. There was nothing there, just the entrance from the tunnel.

So, the boys decided to go back to the entrance of the tunnel. They started walking back.
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