KWSN Orbiting Fortress

alpha_fruit · Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:45 am Post subject:

Tiffany Otter finally got herself loose from the nozzle and ran after Jammy. She knew he needed abite in the butt and was trying with all her might to do just that.

Jammy saw the blood red eyes and ran out, what he thought was the door, into Miss Tumbleweeds closet, where Dagger was fooling around with the famous Miss Tumbleweed.

The look of shock was felt around the world.
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Dagger · Prince Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada

I wasn't fooling around with Miss Tumbleweed.. She just wanted me to feel her broken heart.. She misses Mountie Dax in the most terrible way.
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Miss Tumbleweed · Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:28 pm Post subject:

I don't think I'm supposed to be in this thread. Shocked

Thank you, Dagger. My broken heart feels much better now. Wink

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jbyram2 · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:51 am Post subject:

Jams realizes he picked up the wrong remote. He had wanted to get the De-otterizer rebooted to rid himself of Tiffany otter, who was chasing him, and was getting less and less dizzy by the second and gradually improving her aim when she tried to bite him.

He actually had picked up the remote for the Slice 'N Dice Hyperthreading Randomizer, which makes characters from other randomly chosen threads appear. Not wanting to see himself cast as a vampire, or get struck with a speech impediment, he carefully pressed the undo button once, and removed Miss Tumble weed from this story, placing her back in the "Princess with a Power Saw" thread where she belongs.

Tiffany Otter's eyes straightened themselves out for a minute, just long enough to launch a successful attack on Jammy's leg. Up the pants leg she goes.
Jams drops the remote, and doing the "Ive-got-an-otter-in-my-pants" dance, steps on the remote pressing several unknown buttons at once.
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alpha_fruit · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:48 am Post subject:

All those buttons going crazy at once left Jammy with one yellow eye and one green eye, a navel ring to choke a horse and one leg shorter than the other. Help! Help! All the house stopped to listen, Sir Al opened the door just as Tiffany Otter ran out the front door, with what looked like a sausage, I wonder????
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Dagger · Prince Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada

No one had seen Dagger hiding back behind the bushes when he pulled out a fresh link of garlic sausage and tossed it over towards Jammy to rid him of his furry predicament.
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Michelle · Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject:

Whirr!! Bzzzt!!

76 trombones.

Whirr!! Bzzzt!!

42

Whirr!! Bzzzt!!

Happy Boobies

Whirr!! Bzzzt!!

No one had seen Dagger hiding back behind the bushes when he pulled out a fresh link of garlic sausage and tossed it over towards Jammy to rid him of his furry predicament.

It was all too much for the remote control!

911 was called!
The ambulance arrived a few minutes later.

Jams was transported to the hospital and handed over to Doctor Proctor

who poked and prodded the pumpkin. The doctor considered making some pumpkin pate for his lunch, then decided to treat the poorly pumpkin instead.

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jbyram2 · Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:22 am Post subject:

The bubba Brothers also appear, next to a phone pole in someones driveway.
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Michelle · Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:47 pm Post subject:

They were trying to start a new craze...phone pole dancing.
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Dagger · Prince Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada

Upon seeing the two pole dancers, he quickly

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jbyram2 · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:17 pm Post subject:

Three ladies from the garden stopped for a rest

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Dagger · Prince Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada

Sir Dags pokes his head into the room, and upon seeing nothing, heads back to the men's room.

Michelle · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:38 pm Post subject:

Okay, it's safe to come out now girls. We've got the place to ourselves again.
The Firemen of the Year calendar is back on the wall.

#ni-1

Lady K. and Lady DC can set up the bar and make the cocktails, Tenebra and Alpha can get the food organised, I'll get all the Roy Dupuis dvds, and Atomic Booty can get all the Johnny Depp dvds. A yummy guy dvd viewing party!! Woohoo!!
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RandyOtters · Baron Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 145

peek, peek, peek

Hello from the farside, been busy, saying hello, nekkid of course!
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Michelle · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:46 pm Post subject:

There you are! I'll have to think of a job for you. Hm, how about I put you in charge of the desserts for our yummy guy dvd viewing party. Smile

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RandyOtters · Baron Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 145

You wouldn't believe what I've been up to!!!! I'm now in Second Life and have built a little place for all my friends to come and see me and speak in person so to speak. The link is on my signature and I'm buying a small island oasis for us to meet and have fun!!!! It's free and you can look like anything you want and play at all the nightclubs or just play with my dragon. Randy and the others will be there shortly. Meanwhile, still trying to find my corsette, lost it the other day....but that is another story!!!

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Michelle · Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 10:18 pm Post subject:

Sounds like fun, and some of the looneys might be interested in joining up.

Do all the ladies remember the secret knock on the door? I've had to lock it because somebody in the boys room thinks he'll be heading over this way. Rolling Eyes

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Tenebra · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:22 am Post subject:

The ladies do remember. It might be more than one of the boys heading this way
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Sir Dark Side of the Moon · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:54 am Post subject:

Roy Dupuis.......hmmm......let's see.....

I don't get it.....but enjoy the DVD party none the less!
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jbyram2 · Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:05 am Post subject:

I'm feeling really inadequate, looking at Roy Dupuis the human tripod.
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