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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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Gotta love Butters! _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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JohFraEl wrote: | A cow would just step on it and eat it, I guess.
You also could make a cow out of a melon...

Or change the cow into a knight, cut the melon and eat it. |
Maybe we could change all the cows into knights...
and have a melon party.
Sir John of the Mohr wrote: | Gotta love Butters! |
Is that one of the South Park critters? I'm not a regular South Park viewer but it kinda looks like it is. _________________ My brain hurts.
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Soulmaster Squire


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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:08 am Post subject: |
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nop, not possible. why ?
We cows rules
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:32 am Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: |
Sir John of the Mohr wrote: | Gotta love Butters! |
Is that one of the South Park critters? I'm not a regular South Park viewer but it kinda looks like it is. |
It looks like someone took the South Park Characters (Butters) and modified the image....
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:16 am Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: |
Soulmaster wrote: | nop, not possible. why ?
We cows rules |
*shrug* It was worth a try.  |
Then let's take a mellon baller to the cows! _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:56 am Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: | Cow balls?  |
I was thinking more along the lines of meat balls..... _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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JohFraEl Squire


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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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That's not only disgusting, thats horrifying!!!
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JohFraEl Squire


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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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I have a nice cook recipe but it is unfortunately in Dutch:
Quote: | Oerhollandse gwenboppers
Benodigdheden:
- 300 gram broccoli
- 5 kilo stierenballen
- 2 liter mayonaise
- 499 gram zout
- 100 gram boter
- een half dodo ei
- een theelepeltje thaise peper
Bereiding:
Gooi de stierenballen samen met de broccoli in een grote pan. Voeg hier langzaam 498 gram zout bij. Breek het dodo ei (pas op, dit ei is wat groter dan normale eieren). U kunt nu een deel van de mayonaise (tot een maximum van 909 gram) toevoegen aan de massa, die er intussen wat bruin en groenig uit zou moeten zien. De boter moet nu toegevoegd worden, doe dit in kleine stukjes van 1 gram per keer, niet meer dan 1 per minuut (dit kan even duren). Dit voor net dat kleine beetje extraatje extra smaak. Als laatste strooit u evenwichtig de thaise peper rustig over de massa uit, die inmiddels wat zwartig wordt. Laat het geheel drie kwartier in de pan zitten.
Nu is het geheel klaar om in vorm gekneed te worden. Let op: als u het geheel al maar een minuut te lang heeft laten opstaan is het te hard geworden en zal het zeer moeilijk zijn te kneden. Kneed de massa in balletjes van ongeveer 100 gram per stuk en leg deze in de frituur en laat ze er niet meer dan anderhalve minuut inzitten. Leg ze op een bord en gooi de overgebleven mayonaise (of alle mayonaise, afhankelijk van uw keuze) overheen (let op dat het niet over de rand van het bord gaat). De overgebleven gram zout moet nu over alle gwenboppers (met de hoeveelheden in dit recept ongeveer 75) gestrooid worden, in gelijke mate (als dat niet het geval is zullen de gwenboppers niet te eten zijn, let dus goed op).
gefeliciteerd! u heeft uw eigen gwenboppers gemaakt!
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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JohFraEl wrote: | - 5 kilo stierenballen |
Is that what I think it is?
Icky!
Speaking of yucky bits - When my mother and I had a stall at the last Centenary Park market, a man got his money out of a leather pouch to pay for his plant. I immediately guessed what the leather pouch was because I have seen them advertised. My mother hadn't. I was sitting there thinking, please don't say anything, please don't say anything, but she didn't listen and made a comment about how handy the pouch looked for keeping his money in.
He informed her that it was a kangaroo scrotum.
She felt extremely embarrassed after he walked away. _________________ My brain hurts.
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A Shrubbery Prince

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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:55 am Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: | Cow balls?  |
Cows don't have balls, neither do steers.
You'd be thinking of bulls. _________________ A Shrubbery for Prez. Let's put more bushes in the whitehouse.
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Dagger Prince


Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:58 am Post subject: |
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JohFraEl wrote: | I have a nice cook recipe but it is unfortunately in Dutch:
Quote: | Oerhollandse gwenboppers
Benodigdheden:
- 300 gram broccoli
- 5 kilo stierenballen
- 2 liter mayonaise
- 499 gram zout
- 100 gram boter
- een half dodo ei
- een theelepeltje thaise peper
Bereiding:
Gooi de stierenballen samen met de broccoli in een grote pan. Voeg hier langzaam 498 gram zout bij. Breek het dodo ei (pas op, dit ei is wat groter dan normale eieren). U kunt nu een deel van de mayonaise (tot een maximum van 909 gram) toevoegen aan de massa, die er intussen wat bruin en groenig uit zou moeten zien. De boter moet nu toegevoegd worden, doe dit in kleine stukjes van 1 gram per keer, niet meer dan 1 per minuut (dit kan even duren). Dit voor net dat kleine beetje extraatje extra smaak. Als laatste strooit u evenwichtig de thaise peper rustig over de massa uit, die inmiddels wat zwartig wordt. Laat het geheel drie kwartier in de pan zitten.
Nu is het geheel klaar om in vorm gekneed te worden. Let op: als u het geheel al maar een minuut te lang heeft laten opstaan is het te hard geworden en zal het zeer moeilijk zijn te kneden. Kneed de massa in balletjes van ongeveer 100 gram per stuk en leg deze in de frituur en laat ze er niet meer dan anderhalve minuut inzitten. Leg ze op een bord en gooi de overgebleven mayonaise (of alle mayonaise, afhankelijk van uw keuze) overheen (let op dat het niet over de rand van het bord gaat). De overgebleven gram zout moet nu over alle gwenboppers (met de hoeveelheden in dit recept ongeveer 75) gestrooid worden, in gelijke mate (als dat niet het geval is zullen de gwenboppers niet te eten zijn, let dus goed op).
gefeliciteerd! u heeft uw eigen gwenboppers gemaakt!
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In Babel English:
Quote: | Oerhollandse gwenboppers Benodigdheden: - 300 grammes broccoli - 5 kilos stierenballen - 2 litres mayonaise - salts 499 grammes - 100 grammes butter - half dodo egg - a theelepeltje Thai pepper Construction: Gooi the stierenballen with the broccoli in a large pan. Joint salts here slow 498 grammes at. Break the dodo egg (just on, this egg is what larger than normal eggs). You can add now a part of the mayonaise (up to maximum of 909 grammes) to the mass, which there meanwhile what would have look forward to brown and groenig. Butter must be now added, does this in small bits of 1 gramme by time, no longer than 1 per minute (this can last just as). This for exactly that small beetje of extraatje extra taste. As a last you scatter balanced Thai pepper quietly concerning the mass from, which meanwhile what zwartig become. The entirely three kwartier in the pan lets sit. Now is entirely ready in form be kneaded. Please note: if you whole even if but too long it has let stand up to a minute too hard has become and it very difficult will be knead. Knead to the mass in pellets of approximately 100 grammes by piece and leg to these in the frituur and lets them there no longer than one and a half minute worry about. Leg them on a bord and gooi the mayonaise remained (or all mayonaise, depending on of your choice) across (pay attention to that it the edge of the bord does not concern). The remained gramme salts must be scattered now concerning all gwenboppers (with the quantities in this recipe approximately 75), to the same extent (if that is not the case the gwenboppers be will not eat, pays attention therefore well to). congratulated! you have made your own gwenboppers! Eat tastily! |
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:47 am Post subject: |
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A Shrubbery wrote: | Michelle wrote: | Cow balls?  |
Cows don't have balls, neither do steers.
You'd be thinking of bulls. |
See that's why this man needs t be President, he realized that right away. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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JohFraEl Squire


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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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mohrorless wrote: | A Shrubbery wrote: | Michelle wrote: | Cow balls?  |
Cows don't have balls, neither do steers.
You'd be thinking of bulls. |
See that's why this man needs t be President, he realized that right away. |
I bet Bush didn't know that one!!!
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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alpha_fruit Prince


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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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New hot dog holders for the barBe.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:32 am Post subject: |
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alpha_fruit wrote: | New hot dog holders for the barBe. |
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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Handy, those hot dog holders, you've got any experience with those Alpha?
I wonder how you get the hotdogs on and of the holder without burning your fingers?
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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