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Soulmaster Squire


Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 5 Location: Internet
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:53 am Post subject: |
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nop, not a female cow , but a thunder cow. and backing up john. _________________
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:54 am Post subject: |
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Oops, sorry. It was the pink avatar that did it.
What the heck is a thunder cow? Is it something like our thunderous knight Sir Fart?
A thunderous knight can out-thunder a thunder cow any time.
 _________________ My brain hurts.
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JohFraEl Squire


Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 19 Location: Floating
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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Let me explain a bit about that. Soulmaster started his own subteam from a weather website called www.onweer-online.nl what means roughly something like thunderstorm-online.
They got nicknamed the 'thunder-team' by the other subteams and Soulmaster as chief of the thunder-team, 'thunder-chief'.
That's why he called himself a thunder cow!
But we've also nicknamed him 'Thor God of Thunder'!
And this is what he does with knights who make explosive farts:
You simply can not out-thunder a 'God of Thunder'!  _________________ Proud DPC Subteammember of Team_Pastis_51 |
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Soulmaster Squire


Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 5 Location: Internet
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:20 am Post subject: |
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yep and we are specialized in zapping people in iron clothes  _________________
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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jbyram2 Prince


Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:20 am Post subject: |
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The iron underclothes are for everyday use.
so, Bore, god of Blunder, you don't scare us a bit. Nothing can after putting on a pair of hardened steel boxers on a cold morning. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
Go Diskless..Pure computing elegance, no frills
The brain I'm wearing makes me eat chocolate and cry!!
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 11206 Location: NYC
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:01 am Post subject: |
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Thunder and lightning....it's all just a big light and sound show. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Sir Loin Baron


Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 211 Location: Australia, mate.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:53 am Post subject: |
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Here is my cow.
I call her 7 of 9
She says to you all! And yet once more....
Happy Sir Loin _________________
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:28 am Post subject: |
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Sir Loin, you're in Victoria aren't you?
Pretty nasty business down there at the moment. I hope the heat and strong winds aren't as bad as predicted for tomorrow. _________________ My brain hurts.
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JohFraEl Squire


Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 19 Location: Floating
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:22 am Post subject: |
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That's a mighty nice Calf, Sir Loin You must be a proud Knight. And she has an appropriate name also, I guess you've saved her from the Borg?! But. How the hack did you learn her to say NI?
Well also some dutch sympathy for all you aussi's with the current nasty circumstances, strength for you all! _________________ Proud DPC Subteammember of Team_Pastis_51
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jonnyv Happy Fun Admin


Joined: 15 May 2002 Posts: 2098 Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:43 am Post subject: |
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Sir Loin wrote: | Here is my cow.
I call her 7 of 9
She says to you all! And yet once more....
Happy Sir Loin |
That picture's a couple years old, isn't it? She must be full grown by now! _________________ KWSN Forum Admin
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JohFraEl Squire


Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 19 Location: Floating
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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Well here is a nice useless link with information for everything you've never wanted to know about cows!
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ETCETERA...
And a manual for the parts.
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A Shrubbery Prince

Joined: 24 Jun 2004 Posts: 1861 Location: Pacific NW
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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Where's the bacon? _________________ A Shrubbery for Prez. Let's put more bushes in the whitehouse.
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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JohFraEl wrote: | Well also some dutch sympathy for all you aussi's with the current nasty circumstances, strength for you all! |
No problems up here in Queensland, but the southern states are really suffering badly with huge fires that are out of control. Lots of homes have been lost in Tasmania and I read this morning that a lot of homes are being marked as "undefendable" in the event of the forecast weather conditions for today. Victoria has the worst fires but less property has been lost...at this stage anyway. This reminds me of the huge Californian fires.
I feel so sorry for all those who have lost their home so far, and for those who will lose their homes during the next couple of days.
You're not a bad fella, for a cow.
Thank you for the informative manual, but where are the sausages? _________________ My brain hurts.
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Sir Loin Baron


Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 211 Location: Australia, mate.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:58 am Post subject: |
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Well spotted Jonnyv !!
I could not help reviving her one last time
Alass she has become hamburgers.
Her problem was that "she" was infact a "he" and bulls don't give much milk...
My son sold him befor I could organise the sex change operation. The vet was keen but the phsyciatric evaluation was inconclusive
I still think of "her" each night as I lay my head down to sleep......
As for the fires in this state, they are huge but the wind keeps changing and the forecast strong winds have not eventuated. The people in the fires parth are saying "I wish it would just come and get it over with". Some have been threatend for 2 weeks. But it only needs one "bad" day and whole towns will go up. The firefighters of course are doing fabulous work.
We are lucky, we are about 300 miles away and we are surounded by ground that is either so dry it doesn't have a blade of grass to burn, or so green (irrigated pastures) it won't burn.
Sir Loin _________________

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Sir Loin Baron


Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 211 Location: Australia, mate.
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:00 am Post subject: |
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I have now made her imortal!
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Brave Sir Loin rests...... _________________
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Soulmaster Squire


Joined: 08 Dec 2006 Posts: 5 Location: Internet
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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strange but the only normal knight i spotted was this one
the rest.......
they cut melons
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop

Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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JohFraEl wrote: | Let me explain a bit about that. Soulmaster started his own subteam from a weather website called www.onweer-online.nl what means roughly something like thunderstorm-online.
They got nicknamed the 'thunder-team' by the other subteams and Soulmaster as chief of the thunder-team, 'thunder-chief'.
That's why he called himself a thunder cow!
But we've also nicknamed him 'Thor God of Thunder'! [...]
And this is what he does with knights who make explosive farts:
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You simply can not out-thunder a 'God of Thunder'!  |
I used to have a car I called the "Thunder Turtle". It was BRIGHT green, slow, and you could hear it coming from blocks away.
How that is relevant to the current conversation, I'm not sure. I'd just thought I'd toss that in for flavor.
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:36 am Post subject: |
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Soulmaster wrote: | strange but the only normal knight i spotted was this one
the rest.......
they cut melons
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And they do a mighty fine job of it too.
I'd like to see a cow try to cut a melon.  _________________ My brain hurts.
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JohFraEl Squire


Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 19 Location: Floating
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Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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A cow would just step on it and eat it, I guess.
You also could make a cow out of a melon...

Or change the cow into a knight, cut the melon and eat it.
You could do all kind of funny and alternative things with a cut melon:
I know a chinese cow who cuts melon in a artistic way:
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