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[rotciv KOTHRT]

THE PASTOR'S CAT


This particular story just made me laugh. Every
time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat
just amuses me no end. Hope the story leaves a
bright spot in your day. Whoever said the Creator
doesn't have a sense of humor?

Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about
the Pastor of his church. He had a kitten that
climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was
afraid to come down. The Pastor coaxed, offered warm
milk, etc.

The kitty would not come down. The tree was not
sturdy enough to climb, so the Pastor decided that
if he tied a rope to his car and pulled it until the
tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the
kitten.

That's what he did, all the while checking his
progress in the car. He then figured if he went just
a little bit further, the tree would be bent
sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he
moved the car a little further forward, the rope
broke.

The tree went "boing!" and the kitten instantly
sailed through the air - out of sight.

The Pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the
neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little
kitten.

No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten So he prayed,

"Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping,"
and went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store,

and met one of his church members. He happened to
look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see
cat food. This woman was a cat hater and everyone
knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat
food when you hate cats so much?"

She replied, "You won't believe this," and then
told him how her little girl had been begging her
for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days
before, the child had begged again, so the Mom
finally told her little girl, "Well, if God gives
you a cat, I'll let you keep it."

She told the Pastor, "I watched my child go out
in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a
cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but
I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came
flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread,
and landed right in front of her."

Never underestimate the Power of God and His
unique sense of humor!
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[Fart in your gen direxion]

I'll try praying for pussy and see if it works for that too .
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Flatulenty yours,

Sir Fart

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[Tenebra]

LOL
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[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

Well! Well!

One for the Urban legends I think..