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rotciv KOTHRT · Prince Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Posts: 1482 Location: USA

X-rated nude car wash gets official go-ahead
Australian officials say despite complaints, topless business within law

CANBERRA, Australia - A nude car wash offering an X-rated sideshow and topless cleaning in Australia’s tropical Queensland state has been given the all-clear after police and officials said they were powerless to scrub it.

The Bubbles ’n’ Babes car wash in Brisbane prompted a flood of complaints with a topless car wash for $45 and a nude car wash with X-rated lap-dance service for $82.

“If it was approved for a car wash then I can’t imagine how we can stop them,” Lord Mayor Campbell Newman told a council meeting with worried local lawmakers.

Professional car washes have boomed in most cities with drought-stricken Australians banned from washing their own cars due to tough water restrictions.

Queensland police denied any cover-up in a state where their image has been dented by past accusations of police corruption and involvement with organized crime.
The raunchy wash, set up by a strip-club owner, was screened from the public and used recycled water to avoid breaching water use restrictions, they said.

“We don’t want any traffic accidents caused by people looking at the girls instead of looking at the road,” Superintendent Colin Campbell told local media.

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Sir Papa Smurph · Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:12 pm Post subject:

Are they offering franchise opportunities??? Idea

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mohrorless · Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:53 am Post subject:

Where is Michelle in all of this? Wink

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KWSN imcrazynow · Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 8:05 am Post subject:

Has anybody seen the Windex?
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Mildew · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:51 am Post subject:

Must.... stop.... watching.... bouncing.... boobs..... at... work....

I agree that having a topless girl washing the car might be a good thing to watch, but what happens when you move this into the industrial scale of a business?

1) The car owner will probably expect the girl to "rub" her boobies agains the car window. What will 8 hours of window rubbing result in when it comes to chafing?

2) Anyone who's been staying too long in the tub knows that some bodyparts exposed to water will eventually become sort of wrinkly. Will this also be the case for boobs when soaked in water for 8 hours? That's not an image I'd like to have in my head... *shudder*

3) I was washing my own car the other day, and I noticed that the shampoo used for cars is pretty strong and will dry out the skin on your hands, and so will probably also cause some serious skin-problems on other sensitive bodyparts after prolonged exposure. Will this be handled by using some kind of skin protection, which may make the customers boob-experience less enjoyable, or would you have to use weaker shampoo that will not make your car as clean? (perhaps this is of lesser importance when you wash your car at these kinds of establishments)

We need answers! #ni-1

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Sir Papa Smurph · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:56 am Post subject:

I am not sure that the it is the Qualitative properties of dirt removal that the customer is concerned with......
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jbyram2 · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:04 am Post subject:

My car would have no paint left on it within a year
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Michelle · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:04 am Post subject:

KWSN Im Not Dead · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 7:19 am Post subject:

Well my brother and I have been trying to decide where to go this year for vacation, we WERE thinking Ireland, I think I now know where we will be heading Wink

we just need to remember to rent a car while we are there...
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mohrorless · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:53 am Post subject:

Fart in your gen direxion · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:36 am Post subject:

Tie washpads to the boobies and your car would be untouched by hands. They just stand there and jiggle why you pass by slowly. Different height women would ensure full 360 degree boobage coverage. Suspend a couple of women in the air to wash the hood/bonnet etc Cool

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Michelle · Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:47 am Post subject:

Only you would think of that, Farty.

John - Maybe Dr. Bill could help. Wink

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