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mohrorless
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 Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:01 pm Post subject: Need help!!!!! |
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TOday is my daughter's birthday party. There will be a bunch of 6 & 7 year old girls here today. Only a few have gotten here and I am already losing my mind.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
 
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rotciv KOTHRT
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My condolences. I have a cousin who is the Chief Psychiatrist at a small New England hospital; I can get you cheap discount rates. They also have some brand new coats you can use (white, extra long sleeves and bright shinny brass buckles in the back, no extra charge for coat or rubber room).
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they gone yet? - If you are reading this you may have survived and even still - er... rational. Condolences from here too - The good news is that it happens but once a year - the bad: it gets progressively worse (or at least, more complicated) - for the next decade
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Let me get this straight. You're losing your mind, and you're coming HERE looking for sympathy? Or just advice on how to get along without it from experts?
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:45 pm Post subject: Re: Need help!!!!! |
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| mohrorless wrote: | TOday is my daughter's birthday party. There will be a bunch of 6 & 7 year old girls here today. Only a few have gotten here and I am already losing my mind.
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You have a MIND!?!?!?!? Don't you have ANY idea how DANGEROUS that is!!??!!??!! If I were you, I'd get rid of it right away! It's much safer that way. Trust me, I know! 
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mohrorless
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***UPDATE***
I survived, but I must go count my fimgers and toes. I will submit more tails later.
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Michelle
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| mohrorless wrote: | ***UPDATE***
I survived, but I must go count my fimgers and toes. I will submit more tails later. |
Looks like one of those fimgers is no longer working properly ... I think it may have to be anputated. (Might get liver credit if it's fresh!)
As for tails, please submit them to the Castle Anthrax where they nay be properly spamked ... oh dear ... your fimger problen seens to be comtagious ... amd yet the inplicit pum in buns beimg spamked is potemtially worthy of a side of eggs, juice and toast ....
tine to eat the N&N's before they nelt in ny hamd ...
Murse! Murse! Nore neds! Quickly! Please???!???!
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mohrorless
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More updates: All fingers and toes are accounted for. Sanity is still missing, but I have been told it was missing LONG before the party.
| Michelle wrote: | Ah yes, I remember the kiddy parties.  The smart thing is to have a Macdonalds or Hungry Jacks birthday party. No cooking, or cleaning up afterwards. |
I wish it was that easy Michelle, but my daughter has gotten into something called "American Girl". Basically it's a line of dolls that cost a small fortune. Then there are the accessories. She wanted and American Girl Mystery party. That's where the girls have a "mystery" to solve. Conviently they have a script to follow and the assorted clues are left around. They each have a part to play. Thankfully there was no part for me to play (  ) so I could wander around and look confused (in other words status quo!). The one problem was the girls (ranging in age from 5 to 7) could not all read - or at least well enough to keep the script going so it was abandoned about 2 pages in. So the girls contented themselves with running around and screeching a lot until the pizza came. Then we loaded them up on suger and sent them home.
I have a year to gather my strength, she is already planning the next one. My son's b'day is in August, but I can handle a boy's party.
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