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rotciv KOTHRT
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 Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:30 am Post subject: Armed and Clumsy (all-new) |
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Armed and Clumsy (all-new)
The following uncoordinated people accidentally shot themselves recently, having chosen to carry their gun not in a holster but in the waistband of their pants: Manranzana Grimes, 16 (Canton, Ohio, September) (shot himself in the leg); a 23-year-old man (Wichita, Kan., November) (shot himself in the testicles); Gregory Quinn, 49 (Lewistown, Pa., November) (in the leg when removing his gun while driving); Evando Minor (Baltimore, November) (in the genitals while drawing his gun to rob a taxi driver). [Canton Repository, 9-4-06] [Wichita Eagle, 11-15-06] [Centre Daily Times (State College, Pa.), 11-23-06] [WBAL-TV (Baltimore), 11-16-06]
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:57 am Post subject: |
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That's nothing. We get about a dozen of those every hunting season here in the Cheese Quadrant. 
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| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | That's nothing. We get about a dozen of those every hunting season here in the Cheese Quadrant.
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What?. people stuff hunting rifles down their pants?. and don't try and tell me they hit their genetalia either 
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A Shrubbery
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| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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I was just curious what they were hunting.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| KWSN - Sir Brian C....... wrote: | What?. people stuff hunting rifles down their pants?. and don't try and tell me they hit their genetalia either
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Sometimes they shoot their drinki ... err ... hunting buddies. It's could happen to anyone ... really ... even prominent political figures!!!
| A Shrubbery wrote: | | I was just curious what they were hunting. |
I often wonder that myself.
AND THEN HE WAS ANSWERED
http://www.dnr.state.wi.us/org/es/enforcement/safety/huntstats.htm
Sadly, the final count is now 22, 2 of them fatal, which is still better than last year.
[insert commentary about sport-hunting versus excuse-to-go-drinking-hunting here]
and finally ...
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| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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| A Shrubbery wrote: | | I was just curious what they were hunting. |
The ever elusive and often mythical Large Trouser Trout.
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Sir Papa Smurph
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| Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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people ask me to go hunting with them every year. I think " hmm... 300,000 drunk men in the woods with high power rifles....." no I think I will just see what their wives are doing instead....
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Michelle
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You have waaaaaay too many guns over there.
When we first moved here, my son asked a kid what there is to do on the weekends. He was mortified when the kid told him that he goes out pig shooting with his father.
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mohrorless
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I've been hunting. Granted it's been a good 15 years, but I saw nothing like what was described. We (my father & I) wouldn't go out with anyone that was not going to be safe. As for the drinking, well, that was at night, inside where it was warm (we would go hunting in upstate NY at the end of November).
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