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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:19 pm    Post subject: Bloke builds Dalek to exterminate students Reply with quote

Bloke builds Dalek to exterminate students

Does not like them very much


By Nick Farrell: Thursday 07 December 2006, 07:06

A DR WHO fan who does not like students much has built a Dalek to scare the pants off of them.
Andrew Simpson, 22, was so miffed at rowdy drunken students walking down his street that he took eight months of his life and £1,000 to make a working Dalek.

The Dalek appears over the hedge and says, ‘I don't like students. You will be exter- min-ated!'.

Simpson claims that his tactics have worked and the street is quieter. Later he plans to upgrade the Dalek to squirt water and fire smoke.

Now the neighbours are complaining about the fact it has a plague of noisy megalomaniac robots, hell bent on galactic domination. There is no pleasing some people.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's a Dalek?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is one of Doctor Who's many nemesis.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of something.........Ahhh yes:


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What's a Dalek?


What??!!

Go and sit in the naughty corner, young man.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michelle wrote:
mohrorless wrote:
What's a Dalek?


What??!!

Go and sit in the naughty corner, young man.


Umm NO!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THWAKKK!!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OW!!!!!

Note: Not the "W" word!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not only does he NOT know who the Doctor is...

His avatar looks strangely familiar!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Not only does he NOT know who the Doctor is...

His avatar looks strangely familiar!


Are you thinking of the AWOL Sir Latch of the same avatar? Laughing

Sir John is definitely not Sir Latch in disguise. #ni-1
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who is this Sir LAtch you mention?

If I am to be disguised, I only get my disguises from Professor Balls.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had another look at this thread and realised that bpowe has the same funny little fellow in his avatar, and this is what he was referring to and not Sir Latch (who did have the same funny little fellow).

Sir Latch used the exploding head avatar. Confused

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Who is this Sir LAtch you mention?

Sir Latch is a very naughty boy.

And here too. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like my kind of guy.....
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You like boys? Shocked Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OF course he likes boys!! He goes to pumpkin farms on a school bus, for goodness sake! I couldn't stand it, nasty noisy belligerent things, little boys....
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michelle wrote:
You like boys? Shocked Wink


THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think so. Cool

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OF course he likes boys!! He goes to pumpkin farms on a school bus, for goodness sake! I couldn't stand it, nasty noisy belligerent things, little boys....


THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, now. I was volunteering for MY DAUGHTER'S school trip. Boys are buddies, girls are the target. Besides you should see the teacher's at this school. I WISH I had teachers like this when I was that age.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you say THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? You'll have to do better than that, my dear. I have the patented Jamco (tm) THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! protection shield with me at all times.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A THWACK doesn't have to make contact to get the message across....
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Waaaah!

That's how it's done.

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I WISH I had teachers like this when I was that age.


You did, silly. They looked really, really old!
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Sir mohroron wrote:
I WISH I had teachers like this when I was that age.


You did, silly. They looked really, really old!


Umm, no they didn't. I did my grammer school year in Catholic school where the teachers were actually old (nearing retirement age) or old nuns.

If they weren't old I would possibly have gotten better grades!
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