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Bloke builds Dalek to exterminate students

Does not like them very much

By Nick Farrell: Thursday 07 December 2006, 07:06

A DR WHO fan who does not like students much has built a Dalek to scare the pants off of them.
Andrew Simpson, 22, was so miffed at rowdy drunken students walking down his street that he took eight months of his life and £1,000 to make a working Dalek.

The Dalek appears over the hedge and says, ‘I don't like students. You will be exter- min-ated!'.

Simpson claims that his tactics have worked and the street is quieter. Later he plans to upgrade the Dalek to squirt water and fire smoke.

Now the neighbours are complaining about the fact it has a plague of noisy megalomaniac robots, hell bent on galactic domination. There is no pleasing some people.

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mohrorless · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:20 pm Post subject:

What's a Dalek?
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KWSN Sir CADCAM · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject:

It is one of Doctor Who's many nemesis.

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mohrorless · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:52 pm Post subject:

Reminds me of something.........Ahhh yes:

and

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Michelle · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:48 am Post subject:

mohrorless · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:37 am Post subject:

A Shrubbery · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:41 pm Post subject:

THWAKKK!!
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mohrorless · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:48 pm Post subject:

OW!!!!!

Note: Not the "W" word!
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bpowe · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:55 pm Post subject:

Not only does he NOT know who the Doctor is...

His avatar looks strangely familiar!
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Michelle · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:07 pm Post subject:

mohrorless · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:15 pm Post subject:

Who is this Sir LAtch you mention?

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Michelle · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:28 pm Post subject:

I had another look at this thread and realised that bpowe has the same funny little fellow in his avatar, and this is what he was referring to and not Sir Latch (who did have the same funny little fellow).

Sir Latch used the exploding head avatar. Confused

mohrorless · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject:

Sounds like my kind of guy.....
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Michelle · Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:57 pm Post subject:

You like boys? Shocked

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jbyram2 · Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:30 am Post subject:

OF course he likes boys!! He goes to pumpkin farms on a school bus, for goodness sake! I couldn't stand it, nasty noisy belligerent things, little boys....
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mohrorless · Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:06 am Post subject:

Michelle · Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:47 pm Post subject:

Did you say THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? You'll have to do better than that, my dear. I have the patented Jamco (tm) THWACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! protection shield with me at all times.

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mohrorless · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:21 am Post subject:

A THWACK doesn't have to make contact to get the message across....
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jbyram2 · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:30 am Post subject:

Waaaah!

That's how it's done.

mohrorless · Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:11 am Post subject: