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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nop, not a female cow , but a thunder cow. and backing up john.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oops, sorry. It was the pink avatar that did it. Laughing

What the heck is a thunder cow? Is it something like our thunderous knight Sir Fart?



A thunderous knight can out-thunder a thunder cow any time.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let me explain a bit about that. Soulmaster started his own subteam from a weather website called www.onweer-online.nl what means roughly something like thunderstorm-online.

They got nicknamed the 'thunder-team' by the other subteams and Soulmaster as chief of the thunder-team, 'thunder-chief'.

That's why he called himself a thunder cow!
But we've also nicknamed him 'Thor God of Thunder'!
And this is what he does with knights who make explosive farts:

You simply can not out-thunder a 'God of Thunder'!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yep Smile and we are specialized in zapping people in iron clothes Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pah! You don't scare us with your talk of thunder and lightning and iron clothes. The iron clothes are only for special occasions and Grail quests.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The iron underclothes are for everyday use.

so, Bore, god of Blunder, you don't scare us a bit. Nothing can after putting on a pair of hardened steel boxers on a cold morning.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thunder and lightning....it's all just a big light and sound show.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here is my cow.



I call her 7 of 9

She says #ni-1 to you all! And yet once more.... #ni-1


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Loin, you're in Victoria aren't you?

Pretty nasty business down there at the moment. I hope the heat and strong winds aren't as bad as predicted for tomorrow.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a mighty nice Calf, Sir Loin You must be a proud Knight. And she has an appropriate name also, I guess you've saved her from the Borg?! But. How the hack did you learn her to say NI?

Well also some dutch sympathy for all you aussi's with the current nasty circumstances, strength for you all!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Loin wrote:
Here is my cow.



I call her 7 of 9

She says #ni-1 to you all! And yet once more.... #ni-1


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That picture's a couple years old, isn't it? She must be full grown by now!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well here is a nice useless link with information for everything you've never wanted to know about cows!
Code:
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          (__)   
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   /-------\/ 
  / |     ||
 *  ||----||     
    ^^    ^^     
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ETCETERA...

And a manual for the parts. Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's the bacon?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JohFraEl wrote:
Well also some dutch sympathy for all you aussi's with the current nasty circumstances, strength for you all!

No problems up here in Queensland, but the southern states are really suffering badly with huge fires that are out of control. Lots of homes have been lost in Tasmania and I read this morning that a lot of homes are being marked as "undefendable" in the event of the forecast weather conditions for today. Victoria has the worst fires but less property has been lost...at this stage anyway. This reminds me of the huge Californian fires.
I feel so sorry for all those who have lost their home so far, and for those who will lose their homes during the next couple of days.

You're not a bad fella, for a cow. #ni-1
Thank you for the informative manual, but where are the sausages?
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well spotted Jonnyv !! Very Happy

I could not help reviving her one last time Wink

Alass she has become hamburgers.

Her problem was that "she" was infact a "he" and bulls don't give much milk...

My son sold him befor I could organise the sex change operation. The vet was keen but the phsyciatric evaluation was inconclusive Crying or Very sad

I still think of "her" each night as I lay my head down to sleep...... Shocked

#ni-1 #ni-1 #ni-1

As for the fires in this state, they are huge but the wind keeps changing and the forecast strong winds have not eventuated. The people in the fires parth are saying "I wish it would just come and get it over with". Some have been threatend for 2 weeks. But it only needs one "bad" day and whole towns will go up. The firefighters of course are doing fabulous work.

We are lucky, we are about 300 miles away and we are surounded by ground that is either so dry it doesn't have a blade of grass to burn, or so green (irrigated pastures) it won't burn.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have now made her imortal!
<--------------- Looky
<--------------- Looky
<--------------- Looky
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Brave Sir Loin rests......
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

strange but the only normal knight i spotted was this one




the rest.......

they cut melons


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JohFraEl wrote:
Let me explain a bit about that. Soulmaster started his own subteam from a weather website called www.onweer-online.nl what means roughly something like thunderstorm-online.

They got nicknamed the 'thunder-team' by the other subteams and Soulmaster as chief of the thunder-team, 'thunder-chief'.

That's why he called himself a thunder cow!
But we've also nicknamed him 'Thor God of Thunder'! [...]
And this is what he does with knights who make explosive farts:
[...]
You simply can not out-thunder a 'God of Thunder'!


I used to have a car I called the "Thunder Turtle". It was BRIGHT green, slow, and you could hear it coming from blocks away. Smile

How that is relevant to the current conversation, I'm not sure. I'd just thought I'd toss that in for flavor. Confused

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soulmaster wrote:
strange but the only normal knight i spotted was this one




the rest.......

they cut melons


And they do a mighty fine job of it too.
#ni-1
I'd like to see a cow try to cut a melon. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A cow would just step on it and eat it, I guess. Confused

You also could make a cow out of a melon...

Or change the cow into a knight, cut the melon and eat it. Smile


You could do all kind of funny and alternative things with a cut melon: Shocked


I know a chinese cow who cuts melon in a artistic way:

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