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Please Select Your Liver Donor Status
1) I wish to donate my liver immediately
5%
 5%  [ 1 ]
2) I do not wish to donate my liver, except on days ending in the letter "Y"
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
3) I wish to donate my spleen along with my liver
10%
 10%  [ 2 ]
4) There is no option #4
47%
 47%  [ 9 ]
5) I will remove my own liver and mail it to IROLD myself (address below)
36%
 36%  [ 7 ]
Total Votes : 19

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Liver Donor
Grunt
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I vote we Donate the Wabbits liver... Eric Idle will have to wait.....

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Killerrabbit
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are going to have to go to Eric Idle's house since he has it already.

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Joined: 18 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If Heart donors can join the team then we might hear from Dick Cheney, as he is the only living heart donor

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, but mine is in a jar by the door.


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Prince


Joined: 27 Feb 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Farts Brain wrote:
Fart in your gen direxion wrote:
You can't have my liver, but I'll gladly donate my colon Shocked . Mind you, its had a rough life Sad Embarassed .


Why not donate everything below the neck?


that IS his colon.......

#ni-1
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Fart in your gen direxion
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

KWSN - Sir Brian C....... wrote:
Sir Farts Brain wrote:
Fart in your gen direxion wrote:
You can't have my liver, but I'll gladly donate my colon Shocked . Mind you, its had a rough life Sad Embarassed .


Why not donate everything below the neck?


that IS his colon.......

#ni-1


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Quixote
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Joined: 06 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I very much regret being unable to donate my liver as it is in preparation, at this time, for processing as foie gras - Another time, should the opportunity arise, it may be collected somewhere in the plains of La Mancha, spread over toast or a buiscuit
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Dagger
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I regret that my liver isn't quite pickled either, but it does come with a large helping of fried onions cooked in butter.
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dtruchan
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Joined: 09 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that I have it out, where do I send it again?
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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Joined: 20 May 2002
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Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant

PostPosted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dtruchan wrote:
Now that I have it out, where do I send it again?


Send all vital organ, properly packed, along with $300 loonie processing fee to:

International Registry of Organ Liver Donors
c/o Sir Hamster of Elderberry
1 Elderberry Estate
Beer City, Cheese Quadrant

Smile Smile Smile

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Grunt
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Joined: 12 Jan 2007
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Location: Illinois

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My liver is spoken for, but I'll gladly send you your choice of a used water pump for a 1959 Chevrolet, or my upstairs neighbors dog (you DON"T want the dog....).

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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Water Pump ... Liver ... same thing isn't it??? Razz

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mohrorless
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Joined: 09 Oct 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Water Pump ... Liver ... same thing isn't it???


I would think Water pump/heart, filter/liver..... Confused
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Naughty Zoot
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Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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Location: Castle Anthrax in Ft. Lauderdale FL

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would a lump of Spam in the shape of a liver do? I really don't care for blood, needles or surgery in general.....
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Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome Naughty Zoot, you posted in the wrong place and we will take your spam. #ni-1
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naughty Zoot wrote:
Would a lump of Spam in the shape of a liver do? I really don't care for blood, needles or surgery in general.....


Yes, the SPAM will do nicely. Also, we could all do with some new naughty underwear, as our currently naughty underwear is getting threadbare and worn. Wink

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Duke


Joined: 06 Nov 2006
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Location: Aaaargh!

PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

welcome Sir Naughty Zoot (are you somehow related to the Suit family?). Spam is not always welcome - there is often an over-supply - but if Sir Ham of E says so, it will do nicely for some poor soul's liver transplant. A wondering Hacker maybe. As regards the naughty underwear, it's the armour you see - it chafes against the cold steel and wears out too quickly. Gets threadbare (but then again doesn't that make it even more naughty ?? - ah well - I digress...

Welcome. If not Loony already, you'll learn.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you for being so kind and not forcibly removing any of my organs! I worry about the injuries a good knight may get from naughty underware worn down to nothng, although I understand it allows for ventilation. I am getting quite good at kniting lovely boxers with either a shrubbery or larch pattern and would be happy to knit a few pairs for the good of the quest.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mohrorless wrote:
Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:
Water Pump ... Liver ... same thing isn't it???


I would think Water pump/heart, filter/liver..... Confused

That would make sense, wouldn't it? Clearly you have been spending far too much time in the company of sane and reasonable people to acquire such an idea! Please report immediately to Sir Jbyram2 for being hit over the head lessons until he knocks some sense out of you!!! Smile Wink

Naughty Zoot wrote:
Thank you for being so kind and not forcibly removing any of my organs! I worry about the injuries a good knight may get from naughty underware worn down to nothng, although I understand it allows for ventilation. I am getting quite good at kniting lovely boxers with either a shrubbery or larch pattern and would be happy to knit a few pairs for the good of the quest.

Such a valuable service! I'm sure the membership will be chaffing at the bit to acquire your newly-knitted-naughties. I think we might even be able to arrange a supply of alpaca-wool yarn to add extra comfort to these garments. Wink Knit-on good Knight!!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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