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Please Select Your Liver Donor Status
1) I wish to donate my liver immediately
5%
 5%  [ 1 ]
2) I do not wish to donate my liver, except on days ending in the letter "Y"
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
3) I wish to donate my spleen along with my liver
10%
 10%  [ 2 ]
4) There is no option #4
47%
 47%  [ 9 ]
5) I will remove my own liver and mail it to IROLD myself (address below)
36%
 36%  [ 7 ]
Total Votes : 19

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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:57 pm    Post subject: Liver Donor Opt-Out (New Members Please Read) Reply with quote

Greetings New Knights!

In order to help combat the recent rash of SPAMMERs, we have taken the drastic measure of automatically submitting names of all new members to the International Registry of Organ Liver Donors (http://www.irold.org/). To opt out of this compulsory donation program, please select the appropriate option below. Otherwise, you may see these fine IROLD representatives showing up at your door looking to collect a vital organ that you aren't done using yet. Wink



Also, posting in this forum may help distinguish you as a real person, and give us a change to welcome you properly! Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I already gave at the office, do I have to donate again??
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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And a few that won't update for some reason.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate liver! You can have mine!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:57 pm    Post subject: Ok where do I sign up..... Reply with quote

#ni-1 #ni-1 #ni-1
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Liver Donor Opt-Out (New Members Please Read) Reply with quote

Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote:



Also, posting in this forum may help distinguish you as a real person, and give us a change to welcome you properly! Smile

Regards,


You're making it up as you go along...One of them just looks like our Lord JC with a DA !!! {and the other one looks like an idle bastard}

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hhhmmmm Liver......


now where did I put that bottle of Chianti?


#ni-1
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

iI'll have some fava beans with mine and mashed potatoes go rather well too. #ni-1

Mine ain't worth a shit, so take it sHoe and see if you can get $0.02 for it. LOL
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine isn't pickled enough yet.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eric Idle already has my liver.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hell i am not using mine so why not lol


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am on my second liver! Once that's been used too I will donate it... Very Happy #ni-1
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pumpkins have no liver, but I can donate a few handfulls of slimy seed pulp if that would help anyone.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you for you overwhelmingly positive response! Smile

If this keeps up our SPAM problem will be solved (as there won't be anyone left to annoy Wink).

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You need more options in the poll, according to the KCC this is not enough options.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Killerrabbit wrote:
You need more options in the poll, according to the KCC this is not enough options.

Ni


I tried, but it won't let me add options since the poll already started,

6) I wish to donate Killerrabbit's liver

Wink ni! i!u Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I pick #6, since he forgot to update last night. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can't have my liver, but I'll gladly donate my colon Shocked . Mind you, its had a rough life Sad Embarassed .
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As I have already said Eric Idle has my liver.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fart in your gen direxion wrote:
You can't have my liver, but I'll gladly donate my colon Shocked . Mind you, its had a rough life Sad Embarassed .


Why not donate everything below the neck?
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