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| Please Select Your Liver Donor Status |
| 1) I wish to donate my liver immediately |
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| 2) I do not wish to donate my liver, except on days ending in the letter "Y" |
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| 3) I wish to donate my spleen along with my liver |
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| 4) There is no option #4 |
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| 5) I will remove my own liver and mail it to IROLD myself (address below) |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002
Posts: 5117
Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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 Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:57 pm Post subject: Liver Donor Opt-Out (New Members Please Read) |
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Greetings New Knights!
In order to help combat the recent rash of SPAMMERs, we have taken the drastic measure of automatically submitting names of all new members to the International Registry of Organ Liver Donors (http://www.irold.org/). To opt out of this compulsory donation program, please select the appropriate option below. Otherwise, you may see these fine IROLD representatives showing up at your door looking to collect a vital organ that you aren't done using yet. 
Also, posting in this forum may help distinguish you as a real person, and give us a change to welcome you properly! 
Regards,
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Last edited by Sir Hamster of Elderberry on Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:45 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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KWSN Sir CADCAM
hoser
Joined: 27 Sep 2002
Posts: 7498
Location: South of Nunavuut
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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I already gave at the office, do I have to donate again??
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"Semper In Excrementa" "Hominem Iniocosum Non Diffidite"
"Cîam en des sterko" "Havi ne malesperi personoj kiu havi ne kompreno humuro"
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KWSN imcrazynow
Prince
Joined: 15 May 2005
Posts: 2586
Location: Behind you !!
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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And a few that won't update for some reason.
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mohrorless
Mail Order Goat Bride
Joined: 09 Oct 2006
Posts: 11206
Location: NYC
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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I hate liver! You can have mine!
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Liver Donor
Grunt
Joined: 28 Nov 2006
Posts: 2
Location: In a bath full of ice...
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:57 pm Post subject: Ok where do I sign up..... |
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Grawlfang
Prince
Joined: 18 Feb 2005
Posts: 1256
Location: The Land of our lord JC, silly walks and all
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:59 pm Post subject: Re: Liver Donor Opt-Out (New Members Please Read) |
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| Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: |
Also, posting in this forum may help distinguish you as a real person, and give us a change to welcome you properly!
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You're making it up as you go along...One of them just looks like our Lord JC with a DA !!! {and the other one looks like an idle bastard}
Ni!
Fang
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KWSN - Sir Brian C.......
Stop calling me 'she'
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 2032
Location: Judea, AD33, at a stoning with me mum.
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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hhhmmmm Liver......
now where did I put that bottle of Chianti?
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Oh, it's blessed are the meek!, Well I'm glad they'll get something as they have a hell of a time!
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alpha_fruit
Prince
Joined: 16 May 2005
Posts: 5805
Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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iI'll have some fava beans with mine and mashed potatoes go rather well too.
Mine ain't worth a shit, so take it sHoe and see if you can get $0.02 for it. LOL
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Michelle
Moistened Bint
Joined: 28 Oct 2004
Posts: 10233
Location: At my desk
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Killerrabbit
Major Oblivion
Joined: 23 May 2002
Posts: 4656
Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:32 am Post subject: |
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Eric Idle already has my liver.
Ni
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Garron
Squire
Joined: 25 Nov 2006
Posts: 12
Location: Australia
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:49 am Post subject: |
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hell i am not using mine so why not lol
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Oh very nice. King, eh! I expect you've got a palace and fine clothes and courtiers and plenty of food.
And how d'you get that?
By exploiting the workers!
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Tenebra
Prince
Joined: 16 Nov 2006
Posts: 2053
Location: Somewhere in the Outer Rim of a Galaxy far far away
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jbyram2
Prince
Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 7129
Location: NMoP EpISdn
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:45 am Post subject: |
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Pumpkins have no liver, but I can donate a few handfulls of slimy seed pulp if that would help anyone.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002
Posts: 5117
Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:49 am Post subject: |
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Thank you for you overwhelmingly positive response!
If this keeps up our SPAM problem will be solved (as there won't be anyone left to annoy ).
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Killerrabbit
Major Oblivion
Joined: 23 May 2002
Posts: 4656
Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:48 am Post subject: |
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You need more options in the poll, according to the KCC this is not enough options.
Ni
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002
Posts: 5117
Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Killerrabbit wrote: | You need more options in the poll, according to the KCC this is not enough options.
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I tried, but it won't let me add options since the poll already started,
6) I wish to donate Killerrabbit's liver
ni! i!u |
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alpha_fruit
Prince
Joined: 16 May 2005
Posts: 5805
Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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I pick #6, since he forgot to update last night. 
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Fart in your gen direxion
I am the goatse.cx guy
Joined: 24 May 2002
Posts: 2022
Location: Regrettably for you, I'm Upwind in Upstate N.Y.
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You can't have my liver, but I'll gladly donate my colon  . Mind you, its had a rough life   .
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The Prince of Noxious Fumigations
The Earl of Eruption
The Baron of Breaking Wind
The Marquis of the Malodorous
The Monarch of Methane
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Killerrabbit
Major Oblivion
Joined: 23 May 2002
Posts: 4656
Location: in a rabbit hole near you!!
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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As I have already said Eric Idle has my liver.
Ni
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Sir Fart's Brain
Knight
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 86
Location: In the jar
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | | You can't have my liver, but I'll gladly donate my colon . Mind you, its had a rough life . |
Why not donate everything below the neck? |
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