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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 9:29 pm    Post subject: The Heroic Tuesday Tale of Sir Mohrorless...... Reply with quote

Here is the Tale of the Noble Sir Mohrorless as he escorted the royal children of the First Grade on the Field Trip To the Harrowing Green Meadows Farms:

Sir Mohrorless (with some other unimportant adult people around - they need not be mentioned any further) and the children rode the Yellow Bus Of Doom to the Farm.

Upon arrival they found their trusty Steeds:


When the trusty Steeds could no longer be trusted/wore out they braved the Hay Ride of Death! (Thankfully the ride was really poorly named - it was more like the bumpy, windy ride on some hay).

Upon disembarking they went and milked the Cranky Cows of Colic.

After that they went to feed the Surly Sheep of Shat, then they Ran Away from the Hungry Surly Sheep of Shat.

Then they encountered the Chicken of Angor:

and promptly ran away....

Directly into a face off with the Dentally Strong Rabbits...


Giving Sir Mohrorless and idea Idea ...

Female Companship for the Rabbit with Fangs (Like this: \/ \/)


After handing over the Rabbit and giving directions on how to find the cave of the Rabbit to some serf whilst sending to his certain doom the group continued on it's merry way.

Soon after they crossed paths with the Portly Parisian Pig

and moved on....

At long last the end of the journey the Great Pumpkin Patch of Little Neck!


Where upon all the happy little children got back on the Yellow Bus of Doom to go back to school.

The End...
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or is it? Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who is that strange man with the bunny?

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All those pumpkins look familiar. Could it be that Jams has been very, very busy. Shocked Laughing

It sounds like an exciting and interesting day was had by all, and I just bet that the Noble Sir Morhrorless and the barely mentioned other adult people were glad when it was over.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michelle wrote:
Who is that strange man with the bunny?

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All those pumpkins look familiar. Could it be that Jams has been very, very busy. Shocked Laughing

It sounds like an exciting and interesting day was had by all, and I just bet that the Noble Sir Morhrorless and the barely mentioned other adult people were glad when it was over.


That was me Michelle Smile

Yes we were relived to send them back into school with their teacher. There was one mystery though, all of the kids got to bring 1 pumpkin home from the pile (and they did). They all got on the bus with a pumpkin. Somehow in a 20 minute bus ride one of the kids lost his pumpkin. We searched the bus after we got back - no pumpkin. The kids all had on their seat belts so ther ewas no standing or opening windoes to throw it out (someone would have seen it anyway). It just vanished.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The vanishing pumpkin of mystery =)

that really sounds quite strange,
could they have eaten it?
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The vanishing pumpkin of mystery =)

that really sounds quite strange,
could they have eaten it?


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No. While they were hungry, I'm sure they didn't eat it.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spooky!

Maybe there's a very small Stargate on the bus. That pumpkin could be getting sliced and diced in a distant galaxy as we speak. Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Interesting! Perhaps the pumpkin migrated south for the winter?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have no idea. The kids that lost the pumpkin is pretty strange, so I guess anything is possible.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am always amazed by kids. By what they can do when they put their mind to it. I have no kids, but do have two nieces and a nephew. (3 in total)
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mohrorless wrote:
I have no idea. The kids that lost the pumpkin is pretty strange, so I guess anything is possible.


Did the kid actually have a pumpkin to start with?



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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michelle wrote:
Did the kid actually have a pumpkin to start with?


Yes he did have a pumpkin. I was helping the kids onto the bus and each of them had a death grip on their pumpkin while I was helping them up.


Michelle wrote:
BTW, I have a present for you.




Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow....
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're welcome. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Michelle wrote:
BTW, I have a present for you.




Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow....


No, Thats wrong, It's "WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH!.."

Hit him again, 'Shells, and see if he gets it right this time.

And pumpkins cannot be "taken". They choose to go with whom they wish, and the kid was obviously being abusinve, so the pumpkin returned
himself to the pile by teleportation.

Or hid inside a larger more robust pumpkin.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
mohrorless wrote:


Michelle wrote:
BTW, I have a present for you.




Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow....


No, Thats wrong, It's "WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH!.."

Hit him again, 'Shells, and see if he gets it right this time.

And pumpkins cannot be "taken". They choose to go with whom they wish, and the kid was obviously being abusinve, so the pumpkin returned
himself to the pile by teleportation.

Or hid inside a larger more robust pumpkin.


I believe it is my choice to go OW! or WAAAH!

As for the pumpkin, I am just glad they were unable to heave it out the window of the moving bus.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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As for the pumpkin, I am just glad they were unable to heave it out the window of the moving bus.



Don't american school buses have doors at the back?..... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jams wrote:
Hit him again, 'Shells, and see if he gets it right this time.

And pumpkins cannot be "taken". They choose to go with whom they wish, and the kid was obviously being abusinve, so the pumpkin returned
himself to the pile by teleportation.

Or hid inside a larger more robust pumpkin.

Hm, it could take a while, Jams. He seems quite disinclined to say "WAAAH".



Re the mysterious pumpkin, maybe a large person sat on it and it disappeared like the puppy. Shocked


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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mohrorless wrote:


As for the pumpkin, I am just glad they were unable to heave it out the window of the moving bus.



Don't american school buses have doors at the back?..... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Yes they do, but I was the person closest to the door, so I know they didn't throw the pumpkin out that door Twisted Evil !

Michelle wrote:
Re the mysterious pumpkin, maybe a large person sat on it and it disappeared like the puppy.


I don't seem to recall anyone that large on the trip.[/quote]
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I believe it is my choice to go OW! or WAAAH!


En guarde!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jbyram2 wrote:
mohrorless wrote:

I believe it is my choice to go OW! or WAAAH!


En guarde!

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The gauntlet is thrown....

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

morhorless, Tripod won't let you hotlink from their web site, you will need to save it on your PC and then post it. They're silly that way and I can't help but wonder why.. Laughing Rolling Eyes
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