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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:24 pm    Post subject: Dwarf Presidency Reply with quote

Dwarf Presidency
Scientists have reclassified the Bush White House.
Nov. 14, 2006 - An international group of scientists who demoted the planet Pluto to dwarf status three months ago met in Oslo, Norway, today and reclassified the Bush White House as a dwarf presidency.

In the aftermath of the midterm elections, in which the president's party lost control of both the House and the Senate, the scientists called an emergency meeting in Oslo to determine if the Bush administration in fact still qualified as a presidency.

But with the president's approval rating in a free fall, it became clear even before the scientists convened that some sort of reclassification along the lines of the Pluto demotion was in order. "When the president's approval rating fell below Kevin Federline's, that was the last nail in the coffin," said Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke of the University of Tokyo. According to Dr. Kyosuke, one of the 70 scientists who gathered in Oslo to reassess the Bush presidency, dwarf status means that Bush is "less than a president, but more than a mayor."

In another troubling sign that Bush may be a has-been, White House spokesman Tony Snow revealed today that the president had signed on to make an appearance on the ABC series "Dancing With the Stars." ABC spokesperson Carol Foyler confirmed that the president was slated to appear, but added that Bush was far from the network's first choice.

"We wanted Nancy Pelosi, but she said she was too busy," Foyler said.


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