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rotciv KOTHRT Prince
Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Posts: 1482 Location: USA
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:43 pm Post subject: Cops kill strip show for International Order of Old Bastards |
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http://www.ioobmcreno.com/CLUBHISTORY.htm
http://www.aoob.com.au/history.html
Hardly worth being an Old Bastard anymore
Wis. cops kill strip show for International Order of Old Bastards chapter
MONONA, Wis. - No more bare bodies for the old boys.
Police on Monday stripped the local chapter of the International Order of Old Bastards of the exotic dancers who have performed at their meetings for decades.
The club, which consists of about 600 members, has met quarterly for at least 40 years, according to a police report. Members must be at least 35 years old, although the average age is mid-60s, said Richard Story, who described himself as the club's newly installed Arch Old Bastard.
Meetings typically draw 200 to 300 members. Story said the group has no charities or social agenda.
"This is for elderly people who just want to have a good time with their peers," Story, a 60-year-old retired engineer and tavern owner, told the Wisconsin State Journal for Wednesday's editions.
But police showed up at Monday's quarterly meeting at the Eastside Businessman's Association and warned them that they needed an adult entertainment permit to have strippers. The State Journal said police learned about the strippers after one of the paper's reporters started asking about it in June.
Story told officers the club had three to four strippers ready to perform on Monday. He said the women get naked, dance on a stage and mingle in the aisles, but no contact with them is allowed, the police report said.
Story told police the women are never out of his sight and he is the only one allowed to go into their dressing rooms — for security reasons, the report said.
When Story told the audience the strippers were canceled, many members left, the report said. Aside from a cynical "thanks" one of them uttered to police on the way out, members left peacefully, the report said.
A message The Associated Press left for Story Wednesday morning wasn't immediately returned.
Sue Richmond, 54, told the State Journal she supplies the strippers for the Old Bastards through her DeForest business, exotic-dancers.com.
She said she began dancing for the Old Bastards in 1972. She described members as well-behaved, adding that dancers earn $150 each plus tips for dancing from 9 to 11 p.m.
The International Order of Old Bastards began in 1945. The founder was Fred Kibbe, an American soldier stationed in Australia who was inspired by the Australian greeting "Hi, you old bastard."
The order has about 1 million members in 4,600 chapters around the world.
_________________ Sir Rotvic Knight of the Halfround Table
MAD, MAD I tell you.They're all MAD.
I am the only sane one here, my Doctor told me I was cured after the shock treatments. Big Brother Is Aways Watching.
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride
Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 11206 Location: NYC
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:06 am Post subject: |
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The poor Old Bastards _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
Keeper of the Unending keg of PGGBs
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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Hmmm ... that's only an hour drive for me. Maybe I should sign up???
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Hmmm ... that's only an hour drive for me. Maybe I should sign up???
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You could, I presume that there will be plenty of available seating at the meetings no that the cops have killed the party.... _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
Keeper of the Unending keg of PGGBs
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Sir Robin Duke
Joined: 27 Aug 2006 Posts: 376 Location: Guelph, First Shrubbery On The Right
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Hmmm ... that's only an hour drive for me. Maybe I should sign up???
ni! i!u |
Do they take people as old as you? _________________ We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and chorus scenes, and footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:48 am Post subject: |
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Sir Robin wrote: | Sir Hamster of Elderberry wrote: | Hmmm ... that's only an hour drive for me. Maybe I should sign up???
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Do they take people as old as you? |
I'm not sure ... and I'd be an hour older by the time I got there too.
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