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rotciv KOTHRT
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 Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:22 pm Post subject: Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocks |
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Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocks
Soldier recently back from Iraq injured in celebration of Guy Fawkes Day
LONDON - A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday.
The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes’ gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.
The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.
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Fart in your gen direxion
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I tried that once      .
And only once  .
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mohrorless
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| Fart in your gen direxion wrote: | I tried that once .
And only once .
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Hey Farty, when exactly did you come to the realization that flames should never get near you posterior?
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You should see what happens in Greece every Easter with firecrackers! We have at least 10-15 people every year injured, and some of them are even children. Some people try to make homemade firecrackers and related stuff in order to throw them on Easter Night.
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Thomas
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I believe its the same situation in every country, there are always dumbasses messing with their health.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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mohrorless
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WHERE??????
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Sir Robin
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Speaking of fireworks......
Awwww.... the poor Wabbit............
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