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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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 Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:35 pm Post subject: UCLA Face Study |
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more
attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his
mouth while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected. |
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Frank the Historian
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| Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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What kind of tape? I want to look my best...  |
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Fart in your gen direxion
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| Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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Any particular brand of spear recommended  ? |
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Sir Papa Smurph
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| Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:13 am Post subject: |
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ahh... that explains it........
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mohrorless
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| Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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What kid of fire? Electrical? Gas(oline)?
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Michelle
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| Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more
attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his
mouth while he is on fire. |
You can add "or while in labour" (labor for those in the U.S.  ) to that.
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| Michelle wrote: | | Quote: | However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more
attracted to a man with a spear lodged in his chest and tape over his
mouth while he is on fire. |
You can add "or while in labour" (labor for those in the U.S. ) to that. |
Well of course they are in labor, that's why we keep them in the kitchen!!! 
Now if you will pardon me, I must run for my life, as there is a crowd of women outside my door armed with spears, duct-tape, gasoline, and matches. 
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| Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Now if you will pardon me, I must run for my life, as there is a crowd of women outside my door armed with spears, duct-tape, gasoline, and matches. Shocked Laughing |
As sHoE barricaded himself in the closet (again), there was a rattle at the window. Now what he said, can't ya'll just get a life and leave me alone? Knowing full well, if we did that, he would be very lonesome in his lonely little, very small, tiny, teeny tiny closet.
The girls were wondering when he was going to come out of that closet and tell us that he just realized he's ghey. 
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| Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:04 am Post subject: |
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sHoE isn't coming out of the closet until after Tom Cruise does.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:44 am Post subject: |
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| A Shrubbery wrote: | | sHoE isn't coming out of the closet until after Tom Cruise does. |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry
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| alpha_fruit wrote: | As sHoE barricaded himself in the closet (again), there was a rattle at the window. Now what he said, can't ya'll just get a life and leave me alone? Knowing full well, if we did that, he would be very lonesome in his lonely little, very small, tiny, teeny tiny closet.
The girls were wondering when he was going to come out of that closet and tell us that he just realized he's ghey. |
What is this, The Boys Room? Ok, if that's how you want to play it ...
Thinking furiously how to escape his desperate situation, SHoE mugs Tom Cruise, switches clothes with him, and opens the closet door just long enough to shove the still-groggy actor out into the crowd of righteously indignant females.
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Who threw his azz back in with sHoE. Laughing loudly, the girls ran down the hall to alert the media. 
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