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PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:36 am    Post subject: Taters Reply with quote

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up.
"Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make." "And what might that be?"said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes. "Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!" The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?" "I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride. "Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"

As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement." "And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato. Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughterpaused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!" "You, too!" Mother Potato saidwith joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good newsin one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?" "I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter. "An Idaho!" said Mother Potatowith joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine
tater indeed!"

Once again, the room came alive with laughter andexcited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother
Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make." "Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation. "Well," began the youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn'tcome as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!" "Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovelydaughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, Youngest Daughter?" "I'm marrying Dan Rather!" "DAN RATHER?!" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!" Confused

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like it! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's face it, you end the worst joke with teh boobies and you got yourself a winner Cool !
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fart in your gen direxion wrote:
Let's face it, you end the worst joke with teh boobies and you got yourself a winner Cool !



There was a joke? I didn't see it. I must have been distracted.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cover up the boobs with a piece of paper, otherwise you have no chance of reading it completely when the boobs scroll into sight Confused . You'll then see that basically the jokes sucks-out-loud and desperately needs the boobs to make it tolerable Sad . The joke is merely an excuse to post bouncing boobs lest the admins protest about boob-only posts Razz .
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

COVER THE BOOBIES WITH PAPER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Crying or Very sad Mad

ARE YOU MAD?!?!?!?!?

There should be a setion of the forum (or a room in the castle) just to show bouncing boobies!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree with mohrorless, Where pray-tell is that room???


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No cartoon boobs Mad !!!

Confused

Except for these beauties Cool .

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Try this site, lots of boobies there:

http://www.oceanlight.com/lightbox.php?pg=2&ss=boobys
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fart in your gen direxion wrote:
Cover up the boobs with a piece of paper, ...


Yes, but then we can't see who posted it! Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Try this site, lots of boobies there:

http://www.oceanlight.com/lightbox.php?pg=2&ss=boobys



Sir Shrub, you haven't quite got the jist of this boobie thing have you Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

(o Yo )
( oY o)
(o Yo )
( oY o)
(o Yo )
( oY o)
(o Yo )
( oY o)

Hmmm.. Need to work on the scrollable animation
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok. How many read the joke and how many just looked at the boobies?
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir Robin wrote:
................how many just looked at the boobies?


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!!




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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Back to taters............

I got given a Darth Tater for xmas last year, from my niece and nephew.......

now back to boobies......
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did we ever leave?
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I hope not. I like seeing the boobies...........speaking of which, where are they?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unfortunately, not here............
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mohrorless wrote:
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