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Top 10 Reasons to Adopt a Penguin |
1. The perfect conversation piece for parties! |
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12% |
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2. Make great foot-warmers. |
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6% |
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3. Lovely lawn ornament. |
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0% |
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4. (There is no number 4) |
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31% |
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5. Man's true best friend. |
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0% |
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6. Good dancing partner. |
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6% |
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7. Bring South Pole home! |
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0% |
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8. Come fully dressed in their own tuxedo. |
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12% |
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9. Rid house of pesky krill. (THey are hard to get rid of) |
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25% |
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10. Good Christmas Decorations! |
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6% |
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Silly American Kanigit Duke


Joined: 21 May 2002 Posts: 490 Location: Albany, New York
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:29 pm Post subject: Top Ten Reasons to Adopt a Penguin |
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And you can do it here! |
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Cohiba Prince


Joined: 13 Jul 2004 Posts: 1721 Location: A tabbaco plantation
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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Ya know i honestly can't tell if that site is a joke or not.. Here and there i see things that make me want to think its a very well laid out joke.
I mean comon.. in the FAQ's
Q: Why does my penguin keep bumping into walls?
A: Penguins, like humans, are prone to eye deterioration over time. Vision correction may be necessary for your penguin's welfare. We highly suggest laser surgery correction as many penguins do not take well to eyewear. _________________ Smoke-em if you got-em I do.. |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop

Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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Cohiba wrote: | Ya know i honestly can't tell if that site is a joke or not.. |
Well, I'm pretty sure that Eau Claire, WI doesn't have a 71st street, and the Zipcode is for another town entirely ...
... actually, the Zipcode is for MY town, but I deny all responsibility for any penguin related commercial activities ...
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... Really, I had NOTHING to do with it ...
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Now if you will excuse me, I have to go answer the doorbell - I think the krill-delivery truck is here ...
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LanDroid Prince


Joined: 11 Jun 2002 Posts: 4476 Location: Cincinnati, OH U.S.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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If you really want to rid your house of pesky krill, you would do much better by adopting a Blue Whale...  |
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jbyram2 Prince


Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:00 am Post subject: |
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Absolutely!!
I adopted a blue whale yesterday, and now my house has no krill in it whatsoever!
It's amazing how well it works! _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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The brain I'm wearing makes me eat chocolate and cry!!
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Cohiba Prince


Joined: 13 Jul 2004 Posts: 1721 Location: A tabbaco plantation
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:19 am Post subject: |
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Do you even have a house now with a blue whale? or are you living inside the whale, since i know your trailer will fit inside it..
 _________________ Smoke-em if you got-em I do.. |
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jbyram2 Prince


Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:18 am Post subject: |
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Cohiba wrote: | Do you even have a house now with a blue whale? or are you living inside the whale, since i know your trailer will fit inside it..
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Eh? I keep him in my fishtank, along with Nessie and the giant squid, but lately the whale and the squid have been getting on each others nerves. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 4:45 am Post subject: |
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I have a fresh water spring, will that keep a penguin happy? _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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jbyram2 Prince


Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:42 am Post subject: |
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Does he know how to bounce on a spring? That might keep him busy. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:58 am Post subject: |
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If he knows how to bounce, do you think he/she can? _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop

Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:45 am Post subject: |
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alpha_fruit wrote: | If he knows how to bounce, do you think he/she can? |
.and would she/he want to bounce in the first place???
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Silly American Kanigit Duke


Joined: 21 May 2002 Posts: 490 Location: Albany, New York
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:19 am Post subject: |
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Ummm,
Penguins do not bounce!! |
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jbyram2 Prince


Joined: 23 Jun 2004 Posts: 7129 Location: NMoP EpISdn
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Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:37 am Post subject: |
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Yes, They do!! _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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I knew that penguins bounced, I saw them do it once.  _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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Silly American Kanigit Duke


Joined: 21 May 2002 Posts: 490 Location: Albany, New York
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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Silly American Kanigit wrote: | Ummm,
Penguins do not bounce!! |
I stand corrected... Penguins do bounce!
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LanDroid Prince


Joined: 11 Jun 2002 Posts: 4476 Location: Cincinnati, OH U.S.
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:17 am Post subject: |
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Or chain him down the road, far to the left, if you can. _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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Michelle Moistened Bint

Joined: 28 Oct 2004 Posts: 10233 Location: At my desk
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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And what, pray tell, is a guano? _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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BmfCb Prince


Joined: 26 Jun 2005 Posts: 1422 Location: Belgium
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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That would be bird droppings my dear lady.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano _________________ A shrubbery is a joy forever
To boinc or not to boinc, that's the question
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