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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slowly making his way around the boys complex, avoiding Jamster and looking out for the penguins, he see's what appears to be a brand new teddy bear. "We don't have anything like that!?" exclaims Dags, now wondering why that is there in the first place. As he approaches the teddy, it's eyes begin to glow red.
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jamster pops up beside Dags and nearly frightens the sh...life out of the young fellow.
"Whoa there Nelly! Check out the eyes! And I thought I had a bad hangover."


Whirrrr. Clunk.

The bear turns its head towards the door and stiffly motions to Dags and Jamster to follow it.

"Do you think it's trying to tell us something, Jams?"

"No idea, Dags. I vote we get Brian to follow it and report back to us."

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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brian, oh Brian come here and see what we found said Daggs. Santa came and left us a present.

Where's the presents Daggs, said Jams, looking all over the place and seeing nothing.

As Brian walked into the room, a look of puzzlement came over his face.

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PostPosted: Sun May 14, 2006 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

because Lady Randy was there with her cadre of furry minions and didn't care if the boys liked it or not....SO THERE!!!!! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jammy sees the furry horde and thinks its the after effects of the Redi-wip, and so imagines a 16 ton weight, which comes into existance and drops to the floor with a loud crash. Fortunately for the minions, his aim is horrible (distracted by daggers impressive belch) and most of the minions escape unharmed. One poor thing (named Tiffany) has the tip of her tail caught under the edge of the board, and can't get out, crying bitterly.

The bear, meanwhile, chases the rest of the shimmering horde out into the yard, wanting to play tag.

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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

since tag is the game of choice, out came the Jamster and Dags trying to look cool and very respectable after that horrid attack of the minons. Just about then a very large bird came squaking by and.....
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PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok, i'm going to think on this one....get ready... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

... attempted to drop a big seagull-like load on the boys, but missed and got the bear instead.
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PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 7:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

enraged,the bear not knowing that the little otters didn't throw the poop turned and angrily picked up his own poop and threw at them hitting the nearest one square in the head.
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Michelle and Alpha knew that Lady Randy would not tolerate this attack on her furry minions. They also knew that Lady Randy would not take this lying down, so they grabbed a couple of comfy chairs, a bottle of the good stuff, and a big bowl of chips, and settled in to watch the show.
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

While watching to see what Lady Randy had in mind, in sachet's Daggs with a smirk that would've knocked the sock off a horse, plopped down in a bean bag chair and spilled his grog and made the chips go flying in the air, where the promptly exploded.
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Swiftly darting into the room, Sir Hamster dodges the flying chips and bits of Dagger, but nearly trips over a penguin while doing so. Recovering his balance, he pulls a hastily scrawled note from his pocket, unfolds it and tacks it up next to the door.

Sir Hamster wrote:
Hi Gang,
I'm about to split this thread and shuffle the old part off the the archives. Before I do, I thought I'd take suggestions for the new subject line. Here are a few that crossed my mind (my comments in green):

1) For the Boys Only --- Women not Allowed II (boring)
2) For the Boys Only --- Women Still not Allowed (harmless)
3 The increasing ill-named For the Boys Only --- Women Still not Allowed Thread (a bit long)
4) There is not suggestion #4 [FIXED!]
5) Mayhem in the Boys Room
6) ?

ni! i!u


His mission acccomplished, Sir Hamster pauses to admire his work. Suddenly it hits him like a splash of cold water in the face (or was that beer?); his task is not yet done. Somewhere underneath all the mess are the moderator controls! Daunted by the sudden realization of the magnitude of the job ahead of him, he ducks back out of the room to obtain the proper "cleaning equipment" he will require.


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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

#4, looks good, but we have no #4? What's up with that? #ni-1 Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FIXED! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are so sneaky!!! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dagger returns in ghostly form, and attempts to taunt the bear, which has no effect. Looking around and seeing bits of himself mixed with beanbag chair popcorn fused with grog, he shrugs his ghostly sholders and goes off to look for Jammy Jammenstien. He has a machine called A Human Decombobulator.
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since the Human Decombobulator was the only thing that would work, Daggs wasn't sure he had what it took to figure out how to work that mo-chine. So he trudged on out to look for the Jamster.
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 7:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As far as he knew, Jammy was still off in the hills with Lady Tumbleweed.
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PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We don't need Jammenstein. I'm sure we can work out how to use this thing.

#ni-1

The disembodied Dags doesn't like the sound of that but Michelle appears to be very confident so he decides to take a chance. He floats into the Decombobulation chamber, crosses his fingers and waits nervously.



Right then! Let's do it, Dags. Very Happy

Click! Whrrrrrr! Bzzzt! Ping!







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Oh sh*t!!
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PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not realizing that his whole self, as he knew it, was only a twinkle in his eye. He turned and saw Jamster and those horrid wimmin laughing their azzes off at the fool he was making.
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