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Cohiba · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:16 am Post subject: tattoo

Hey, for my birthday, the Mrs is getting me a tattoo, I opened my mouth one day and say you can't get one unless i get one, thinking that might stop her.. Well slowed her down by a couple of years, so now i have an appointment in a little over a month to get inked. But I am unsure as what to get.. Some suggestions would be nice, even though I know there will be a ton of Monty python suggetions.. Initial thought was this but instead of a pitchfork a cigar, and have them clean up the dragon a bit, looks a bit freaky.

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Narwhal · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:31 am Post subject:

I got one back in 1975, I know most of you weren't even born yet.
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Cohiba · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:36 am Post subject:

I was born before 1975 and so were a few us here..
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:05 am Post subject:

Forehead!!! Twisted Evil

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Mr. Snrub · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:07 am Post subject:

Yes, we only act immature! Most of us are more than old enough to know better.

You should go with the old standby, the Hello Kitty tattoo. It's a timeless classic:

Usual locations for it include the forehead and/or genitals. Good luck!

Fart in your gen direxion · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:38 am Post subject:

KWSN Sir CADCAM · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:44 pm Post subject:

You must have a very small forehead !! Razz

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Fart in your gen direxion · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject:

I didn't say it covered my whole forehead Embarassed

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KWSN - Den Store Mester · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject:

Depend a little on which type you are getting. They have become very popular the last 10 years, with a number of trends being either interesting, cute, uninteresting or unappealing.

Both I and Spousal Unit have on occasion toyed with the idea of getting one each, but we have different views on what a "good" tattoo is.

Arm - Only if you go for a tribal style design of some sort, the band around the upper arm is quite popular, and for the most part does not look wrong.

Leg - I would not, legs should ankle area only, should be small, should be woman only, and should be cute design (Dolphin, Smily fac etc.)

Shoulder - I would not. Shoulder is a sailor from the 1950ies, or some of the young gangsterapperssportstarswannabees.

There is No Number 4 - I agree

Chest - That is where I keep telling Spousal Unit I would have one, were I to get one, sort of above the heart.

Lower Back - NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, it is called a Trampstamp, it is only shown by women, who by the very act of getting it there, degrade themself to status of slut. No no no no....

Buttt wait there is 1 more - Yeah, but that is the one that would be for your and your wife only. Wife to get one strategically placed on her front side, where only would ever see it.

Do not get anything with words or writing. Especially do not get anything written in a language you do not read. Could be that it actually say something else than "Eternal Love".

Think forward. If you get one, it is there for eternity. Consider that it will fade to an extent, it will smudge to an extent, and colours will disappear to an extent.

I still do not have one, Spousal Unit still do not have one. We may or may not get one. I can only recommend waht I just wrote in the the "do not's", the actual tattoo that you may get, should be a design that fit you as a person, and not something one of your fellow NI!ghts force on to you.

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Mr. Snrub · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:26 pm Post subject:

There is only one right way to do this. Deep down, you already know what tattoo you want and where you want it. To find out your heart's true desire, you first must get obscenely drunk and then proceed to the tattoo parlour. Only when you awake the next day will you realise what you have decided on. Bon chance!

braddblk · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:42 pm Post subject:

Cute dragon, mines a little traditional. Got mine in '77 so some fading but the colors are pretty good. By the way more than gang bangers and '50 sailors get the shouders. Rolling Eyes

Just make sure it's deep and they'll last well.

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Schnellfritz · Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:09 pm Post subject:

I have a brainfart!!!!!!!!!! Shave the very back of your head, make it a nice little round spot, and have a tattoo of an EYE!!!!! People won't look at you when they are behind you, and you can always turn around and say, #ni-1

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Idan · Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:31 am Post subject:

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Michelle · Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:59 pm Post subject:

But doesn't it hurt to get a tattoo? Confused

Are you sure you really want one, Cohiba?
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LanDroid · Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:43 am Post subject:

I heard 'bout one young guy who shaved his head and got a spider tattoo there. He didn't count on hair loss and now, as he put it, "more is revealed each year". Ni!

Here's a modest suggestion for your tattoo from http://www.inklinestudio.com/

RandyOtters · Baron Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 145

Kewl tattoos! I wanted to post mine, butt - well....it was not my fault in getting one...I was called a smart a$$ so often I had MENSA tattoo'ed...well... on my .... we discontinue Lady Randy's posting as mostly children seem to inhabit this board.... #ni-1

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A Shrubbery · Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:33 pm Post subject:

I'm older than '75, soon I plan to be older than dirt but for now I'll settle for older than mold.

Always wanted a tattoo but I could never afford the one I wanted until they were so popular that now I feel I'd be following the crowd.

So, guess it's the full body suit for me then.

And as for where to get it: There is no spoon.
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