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Seejay Baron


Joined: 28 Sep 2006 Posts: 112 Location: Vicenza, Italy
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:53 am Post subject: Campaign " More trees, less Bush! " |
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Following Sir Robin's suggestion and alpha_fruit's Slogan, I thought it might be fun to officially propose Sir " A Shrubbery " as candidate for the next U.S. presidential elections.
Will anyone second this proposal?
What does A Shrubbery think of this?
 _________________ A Shrubbery For Prez!
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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I'll second that motion, but first I need to ask a couple of questions.
Why would we want A Shrubbery for President when he is a doggie pee'r on'er?
Why would we want someone who get's his azz kicked by a Great Grandma?
If you can answer these, I will be more than happy to vote him in as President, knowing he will certainly do a better job than the one we have now.
All in favor, say eye!!  _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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larry1186 Knight

Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 54 Location: The Milky Way.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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Why would we want A Shrubbery for President when he is a doggie pee'r on'er?
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Because we need a leader that can take anything that gets thrown, tossed, hurled, shot, or otherwise projectiled (literally and metaphorically)at them, including pee from doggies.
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Why would we want someone who get's his azz kicked by a Great Grandma?
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Because a leader that can make us laugh is a good leader (or just fun to watch). Also it's better that way instead of Great Grandma getting her azz kicked by A Shrubbery.
That said, EAR.... um, er, EYE!  _________________ Don't get distracted by shiny objects.
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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That's one point of view, any more?  _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... Stop calling me 'she'


Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 2032 Location: Judea, AD33, at a stoning with me mum.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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alpha_fruit wrote: | I'll second that motion, but first I need to ask a couple of questions.
Why would we want A Shrubbery for President when he is a doggie pee'r on'er?
Why would we want someone who get's his azz kicked by a Great Grandma?
If you can answer these, I will be more than happy to vote him in as President, knowing he will certainly do a better job than the one we have now.
All in favor, say eye!!  |
you've got a Bush, you'll get a Shrubbery... definatley an improvement
why change anything....... _________________ Oh, it's blessed are the meek!, Well I'm glad they'll get something as they have a hell of a time!
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A Shrubbery Prince

Joined: 24 Jun 2004 Posts: 1861 Location: Pacific NW
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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As your president I promise to do absolutely nothing. Yes, that's right. Nothing and you'll all like it.
Certainly better than what our current batch of politicians is cooking up.
For slogans I'm thinking of "A pot in every garage and a Chippendale in every bedroom." That should get me a few votes. _________________ A Shrubbery for Prez. Let's put more bushes in the whitehouse.
KWSN - A Shrubbery
Shrubbing since 2000 for the KaNI!ghts. |
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Seejay Baron


Joined: 28 Sep 2006 Posts: 112 Location: Vicenza, Italy
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:03 am Post subject: |
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A Shrubbery wrote: | As your president I promise to do absolutely nothing. Yes, that's right. Nothing and you'll all like it.
Certainly better than what our current batch of politicians is cooking up.
For slogans I'm thinking of "A pot in every garage and a Chippendale in every bedroom." That should get me a few votes. |
I'm extremely glad that you would be agreeable to the proposal.
Your first ideas are ab. fab. Maybe if you changed the " A pot...." to " Some Pot...", you'd get a hell of a lot more votes.
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ!
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ!
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ!
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ! _________________ A Shrubbery For Prez!
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Fart in your gen direxion I am the goatse.cx guy


Joined: 24 May 2002 Posts: 2022 Location: Regrettably for you, I'm Upwind in Upstate N.Y.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:24 am Post subject: |
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Seejay wrote: | Maybe if you changed the " A pot...." to " Some Pot...", you'd get a hell of a lot more votes. |
Some pot ?! SOME POT ?!
Screw that .
If you want MY vote, you'll need to deliver enough pot every day for me to be able to roll one of these babies for breakfast, lunch and dinner . And some for my dog, and my parrot !
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Ni ! Ni !
Flatulenty yours,
Sir Fart
The Prince of Noxious Fumigations
The Earl of Eruption
The Baron of Breaking Wind
The Marquis of the Malodorous
The Monarch of Methane
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KWSN-HoC KWSN ArchBishop


Joined: 18 May 2002 Posts: 1350 Location: German Quadrant
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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Damn .... only citizens of the US are allowed as candidates .....
Looks like a severe blow for my plan to tamper everyone with PGGB's, bocalhau and lutefisk ..... too bad.
Cheers _________________ Housekeeper of Camelot
Mastrumistulo de Kameloto
(also a Member of the Migratory Coconuts)
'My name is Homer from Borg. Resistance is fu ..... Oh doughnuts!'
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alpha_fruit Prince


Joined: 16 May 2005 Posts: 5805 Location: Western North Carolina, USA
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject: |
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Sir HoC, still looking good, but Hannah is cuter.  _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 11206 Location: NYC
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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A Shrubbery wrote: | a Chippendale in every bedroom. |
Sir Shrubbery, WHY would I want them in my bedroom?
http://www.wdisneyw.co.uk/photos/71205/spacechip&dale.JPG
KWSN-HoC wrote: | Damn .... only citizens of the US are allowed as candidates ..... |
Yes Sir HoC, we Americans are funny that way. _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
Keeper of the Unending keg of PGGBs
Taunter in Training
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A Shrubbery Prince

Joined: 24 Jun 2004 Posts: 1861 Location: Pacific NW
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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That's the beauty of it. I don't care how sick you are, I simply won't stand in the way of your quest for true love. _________________ A Shrubbery for Prez. Let's put more bushes in the whitehouse.
KWSN - A Shrubbery
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Seejay Baron


Joined: 28 Sep 2006 Posts: 112 Location: Vicenza, Italy
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:54 am Post subject: |
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A Shrubbery wrote: |
That's the beauty of it. I don't care how sick you are, I simply won't stand in the way of your quest for true love. |
You're winning a lot of British votes with this particular policy issue. Shame we can't vote in the U.S. Hey, maybe you could change that law as well and allow votes from outside the States, only from friendly parts of the world, of course.
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ!
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ!
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ!
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ! _________________ A Shrubbery For Prez!
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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... Stop calling me 'she'


Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 2032 Location: Judea, AD33, at a stoning with me mum.
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:25 am Post subject: |
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Seejay wrote: | A Shrubbery wrote: |
That's the beauty of it. I don't care how sick you are, I simply won't stand in the way of your quest for true love. |
You're winning a lot of British votes with this particular policy issue. Shame we can't vote in the U.S. Hey, maybe you could change that law as well and allow votes from outside the States, only from friendly parts of the world, of course.
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ!
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ!
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ!
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I thought we were yhe 51st state !!!!, it feels like it half the time....
WE demand a vote....... _________________ Oh, it's blessed are the meek!, Well I'm glad they'll get something as they have a hell of a time!
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Seejay Baron


Joined: 28 Sep 2006 Posts: 112 Location: Vicenza, Italy
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... wrote: | Seejay wrote: | A Shrubbery wrote: |
That's the beauty of it. I don't care how sick you are, I simply won't stand in the way of your quest for true love. |
You're winning a lot of British votes with this particular policy issue. Shame we can't vote in the U.S. Hey, maybe you could change that law as well and allow votes from outside the States, only from friendly parts of the world, of course.
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ!
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ!
A SHRUBBERY FOR PREZ!
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I thought we were yhe 51st state !!!!, it feels like it half the time....
WE demand a vote....... |
Too right mate. Then the whole population of G.B. can vote for A Shrubbery, OUR candiate for the presidency. _________________ A Shrubbery For Prez!
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A Shrubbery Prince

Joined: 24 Jun 2004 Posts: 1861 Location: Pacific NW
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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And I shall rename Buckingham Palace to Limeyland, and make a wonderful amusement park. _________________ A Shrubbery for Prez. Let's put more bushes in the whitehouse.
KWSN - A Shrubbery
Shrubbing since 2000 for the KaNI!ghts. |
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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... Stop calling me 'she'


Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 2032 Location: Judea, AD33, at a stoning with me mum.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:08 am Post subject: |
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A Shrubbery wrote: | And I shall rename Buckingham Palace to Limeyland, and make a wonderful amusement park. |
with the number of american tourist's flooding the place and visiting Bucking-HHHHaaaaaam (it's pronounced Buckinum) Palace, again, it feels like that already......
 _________________ Oh, it's blessed are the meek!, Well I'm glad they'll get something as they have a hell of a time!
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mohrorless Mail Order Goat Bride


Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 11206 Location: NYC
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... wrote: |
with the number of american tourist's flooding the place and visiting Bucking-HHHHaaaaaam (it's pronounced Buckinum) Palace, again, it feels like that already......
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If it's pronounced BUCKINUM why is it spelled BUCKINGHAM???????? How else do you expect us to pronounce it?????? _________________ Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade!
Keeper of the Unending keg of PGGBs
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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... Stop calling me 'she'


Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 2032 Location: Judea, AD33, at a stoning with me mum.
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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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mohrorless wrote: | KWSN - Sir Brian C....... wrote: |
with the number of american tourist's flooding the place and visiting Bucking-HHHHaaaaaam (it's pronounced Buckinum) Palace, again, it feels like that already......
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If it's pronounced BUCKINUM why is it spelled BUCKINGHAM???????? How else do you expect us to pronounce it?????? |
like you do... it's so we can all giggle at you when you ask for directions in London!!
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Michelle Moistened Bint

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