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Michelle Moistened Bint
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Dagger Prince
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:34 am Post subject: |
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Maybe that's where Jammy keeps all his "inventions". And why does that sign keep showing up? _________________ When in doubt, kick it until it works. |
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jbyram2 Prince
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:47 am Post subject: |
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Bwaa Bwaa Bwwaaaahahahahaha!...HA!
An evil laugh resonates everywhere, but no where in particular.
A secret door opens beside Dagger and he is suddenly pulled inside and the door slams shut before he can say "Jack Robinson-on-the-Thames".
MIchelle thinks she hears the sound of giggling , creeps closer and is surprised to find it is indeed giggling. A trickle of whitish cream oozes from beneath the door. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Dagger Prince
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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As she gets up to the door, more laughter and giggling can be heard. She slowly opens the door and peers in to find.... The 3 Stooges!!
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Michelle Moistened Bint
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Son Goku Duke
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:02 am Post subject: |
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No idea how this guy/girl thing started, but I'm pretty certain it's all in jest
Course, just remember on both sides, without seeing a person, one might never know/be able to confirm, who one really is Sorry, just had to throw in; adds that extra special ingredient of uncertainty in the mix
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jbyram2 Prince
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:56 am Post subject: |
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Laying on the floor in a gaseous stupor, Jammy motions to MIchelle
"Eh...c'mere, ss-ss-sshe he he...Mishhhh*hic*elle try Shome!"
He hands her a fresh bottle of Redi-whip, and Dags and Hamster start laughing hysterically again... _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Michelle Moistened Bint
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:24 am Post subject: |
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Son Goku wrote: |
No idea how this guy/girl thing started, but I'm pretty certain it's all in jest
Course, just remember on both sides, without seeing a person, one might never know/be able to confirm, who one really is Sorry, just had to throw in; adds that extra special ingredient of uncertainty in the mix
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Son Goku, you can rest assured that the ladies are ladies. And we are not going to show you our boobies to prove it!!
Redi-Whip? What is this thing called Redi-Whip?
Ooh, it looks just like Dairy Whip.
Does it come in chocolate? _________________ My brain hurts.
Jammy's Brain Donor.
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jbyram2 Prince
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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MIchelle stands, holding the can of Reddi-Wip, wondering what to do.
The intoxicated trio laughs at her even harder.
"SHhocolate? Who caresh! yer not gernna TASHTE *hic* it!" slurrs Jammy _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Son Goku Duke
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: | Son Goku wrote: |
No idea how this guy/girl thing started, but I'm pretty certain it's all in jest
Course, just remember on both sides, without seeing a person, one might never know/be able to confirm, who one really is Sorry, just had to throw in; adds that extra special ingredient of uncertainty in the mix
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Son Goku, you can rest assured that the ladies are ladies. And we are not going to show you our boobies to prove it!!
Redi-Whip? What is this thing called Redi-Whip?
Ooh, it looks just like Dairy Whip.
Does it come in chocolate? |
Meh, on the Internet, one couldn't show their body too well, given it's words on a screen Now, one could always create a mugshot thread (hmm, some sights have em, not entirely a bad idea), though I'm rather certain forum rules would necessitate it be a clean mugshot thread, well somewhere. However, if one wanted to be extra cunning to carry a deception about, they could always post someone elses pic
Oh, and speaking of which, imagine if we were in a role playing forum, and people got to "get in character" |
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Michelle Moistened Bint
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alpha_fruit Prince
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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Son, we are playing character and writing a story about it, get with the program and it is a whole lot better if you act loony/looney.
Now write your own tale about what is going on in the scene. _________________ Don't fuss about growing older, many are denied the chance. |
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Michelle Moistened Bint
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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jbyram2 wrote: | MIchelle stands, holding the can of Reddi-Wip, wondering what to do.
The intoxicated trio laughs at her even harder.
"SHhocolate? Who caresh! yer not gernna TASHTE *hic* it!" slurrs Jammy |
I reckon another five minutes and these guys won't know whether they're Arthur or Martha. Half a dozen cans still untouched on the table. Wonder if it's safe to swipe them yet.
"Oooohhhhhh. *burp*." Sir Hamster closes his eyes and passes out.
One down.
"G,night." There goes Dags.
"There wasssh a young man from Kentucky...Who thought he could....And then the maid shaaid....Oooooh, roll roll roll your boat....the cow jumped over shthe moon."
*shakes head* Jammy's brain is even more scrambled than I thought.
*Swipe* Ha ha! Six cans of Redi-Whip for the girls.
Tata, boys.
_________________ My brain hurts.
Jammy's Brain Donor.
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John of Murfreesboro Duke
Joined: 02 Apr 2006 Posts: 280
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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....urp...pffft....i know that tankard's here somewhere...damn.... |
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Son Goku Duke
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:52 am Post subject: |
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Michelle wrote: | I reckon another five minutes and these guys won't know whether they're Arthur or Martha. Half a dozen cans still untouched on the table. Wonder if it's safe to swipe them yet. |
I wonder if that applies for Tom Cruise, if anyone heard the lattest on what he said for after his baby is born I'm sure, the South Park creators might just have something in store for that
Hmm, as to char, I'd have to think a min; an anime char might not work here... Goku's attacks, are well, too destructive... Wouldn't wanna go blasting a hole through the place with spirit bomb or somethin |
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jbyram2 Prince
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:18 am Post subject: |
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Surprisingly, all three men dream about French maids cleaning the boy's room, but the maids have alpha, shells and randyotters' faces. The Michelle maid grabs the leftover Reddi-Wip and says (with a flip of her feather duster) "guess you won't be needing these, see ya later, ducks!" ...
and all three turn into yellow ducklings and waddle away, quacking about maintainence men, who suddenly appear as gorillas following the ducklings in a row. Jammy composes a very witty limerick/haiku that would have made him laugh if he wasn't so tired. He sees the gorillas walking away, their cowbells clanking in harmony, and wonders when the Tim Tams will bloom. _________________ 0.0 Giggly hertzes Folding!
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Sir Hamster of Elderberry KWSN ArchBishop
Joined: 20 May 2002 Posts: 5117 Location: Beer City, Cheese Quadrant
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:31 am Post subject: |
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You found the gorillas? I've been looking everywhere for them!!!
Sir Jbyram2, have you been decorating in here? The Reddi-whip looks nice. |
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Dagger Prince
Joined: 10 Mar 2004 Posts: 2918 Location: BC Canada
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:25 am Post subject: |
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Sir Dagger barges into the room, huffing and puffing. He mentions something about the ladies padded room, Michelle and Alpha, and group of hairy gorillas. |
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Michelle Moistened Bint
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:42 pm Post subject: |
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Son Goku wrote: | wonder if that applies for Tom Cruise, if anyone heard the lattest on what he said for after his baby is born #ni-1 I'm sure, the South Park creators might just have something in store for that |
What did he say?
Jammy's head is still spinning from the strange hallunication, and he makes a solemn vow to never overindulge in Redi-Whip again, while trying to work out how many extra cans he should order next time and where to hide them so that the girls can't find them.
He joins Dags in a celebratory toast of full strength Milo as they pat each on their backs for their cleverness.
Sir Hamster sits at his very important looking desk in the corner, busily scribbling an entry in his journal.
Son Goku is crazily waving his arms arounds and mumbling, "I could do this...oh no...big badaboom...hm."
Imcrazynow is clutching his volcanic gut and groaning. He feels like he has swallowed a porcupine and wishes the other occupants of the Boys Room would call an ambulance. _________________ My brain hurts.
Jammy's Brain Donor.
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KWSN - Sir Brian C....... Stop calling me 'she'
Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 2032 Location: Judea, AD33, at a stoning with me mum.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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CRAAAASH!!!
Sir Brian enters through the window, not bothering to open it in true Judean Peoples Front style....
He removes is balaclava, stands up and Yells
Right Lads, here's the beer.
He opens his backpack to reveal four bottles of Theakston's old Peculiar, a brace of Old Speckled hen's and a rather dodgy looking Bishops finger.
THe guy's just look at him and shake thier heads
OK Lad's I'll clear up the broken glass.....
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